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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 11:30 PM
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Default Anyone ever had a Vasectomy?

I have to get one tomorrow and just wanted to know how bad the pain is lol. I know I shouldnt be nervous but when ya got some doctor with sharp objects cutting into my junk it bothers me so lets here your war stories
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 11:36 PM
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My dad and two of my friends have had them. Lets just say that bags of frozen peas will be your new best friends. Personally, I would rather just *** on her face than have a scalpel anywhere near my friendly parts.
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 11:37 PM
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Well, I wish somebody would have told me this before I was in the middle of mine. If you have a hard time at the dentist, you'll have a hard time during the vasectomy

I'd do it all over again though...the feeling of relief greatly over shadows the feeling of what if (or any pain you may experience)
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 12:57 AM
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I think I'd be a little nervous too.Do you really have to do this?Do you have another option(versus her having her tubes tied)?Was it your own choice?Hell.maybe you'll get some good pain killers.Hope everything goes well for you.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 01:10 AM
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I would so be a draft dodgin son of a bitch.... mexico or canada
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 01:25 AM
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i heard it's pretty f'n painful, but that's just what i've heard, could be rumors, good luck
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 03:13 AM
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I think I'd be a little nervous too.Do you really have to do this?Do you have another option(versus her having her tubes tied)?Was it your own choice?Hell.maybe you'll get some good pain killers.Hope everything goes well for you.
+1, If you HAVE to get it done, goodluck and hope everything goes well...definitely not something I could do
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 07:22 AM
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ya after they finish, you have to give them 10 sperm samples so they can check and make sure no soldiers are coming through.. Ive heard it hurts for a couple weeks and that you can't jump or do anything like that until bout a month.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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poor *****....
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10 sperm samples...yeehaw....work-a-jerk FTW!!! I should get one...dunno why we havent seriously looked at that option. Isnt it done as an outpatient procedure? If so, it cant be tooooo bad. Let us know how much it is.....I need to get my junk modded!!!
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
10 sperm samples...yeehaw....work-a-jerk FTW!!!.....I need to get my junk modded!!!
LMAO
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 08:37 AM
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Ok , now y'all are just getting weird here ..... I think I'll just hide out in the ATL this weekend and stay
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Getting weird or struck a nerve????
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
Getting weird or struck a nerve????
That's an affirmative on the weirdness....
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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lol....i wonder if they provide a nurse to help with those sperm samples.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cablebandit
lol....i wonder if they provide a nurse to help with those sperm samples.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Cool, one can pretent to be a LA cop and 'rough up the suspect' 10 times.

+1 for the helping hand from a nurse BTW.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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It's actually a very easy procedure. Usually done on a Friday afternoon. My Doc told me to stock the fridge with Ice & beer. Once I was home, lay down on the couch in front of the TV with a berr in one hand and a bag of ice (or peas) in the other.

I know many people that have had the surgery. most were good / easy stories. You are fine to go back to work on Monday in most cases. Milk it while you can, cuz the wife will probably only give you this weekend off of any honey dues.

I have a high tolerance to pain killers to I could feel the scalpel and the doctor was surprised and gave me a couple of more shots, but I still felt it. Thats when he asked how I am at the dentist.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 12:19 PM
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painless. Mine had no stitches, only a small incision. No swelling, nor pain.
I prepped myself.. Shaved my ***** with a weedeater.
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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Just do not lift anything ( I mean anything) for a few days and you will be fine.I agree the frozen peas can be you friend.
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