Retard in a G35
12-20-2008, 03:03 AM
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Retard in a G35 So I dropped my buddy off tonight and im cruising home. I pull up to a light and i see a nice a G35 lowered on some nice wheels making a left turn. I was thinking damn itwould be nice to run him but hes going the opposite way. Next thing i know another G35 pulls up next to me at the light. We both take off kinda pacing pacing eachother and i goose the TBSS alittle. He bites and takes off.
I follow suite, and as soon as i real him in he hits the breaks. Oh well no big deal, i keep on cruising home. So now im doing about 50mph and he comes up next to me and takes off. I hammer down and pull even with him..and he jams on the brakes...WTF?. I keep driving only to approach a red light. He pulls up next to me and i look over and nod. I glance up at the lights and back at him. This tard is now flexing his flabby arm and mouthing somthing to me. I roll down my window and ask him what the **** was he trying to say, he says and i quote " I just hammered that piece of ****". I laughed and told him to just go on green and id give him the jump. His gal started laughing(ugly btw). So now this asshat takes off hard and I proceed to walk his *** dirty. Before i even shift out of first i have a full car on him. I ran all the way through second (approx. 90mph) and hes a train length behind me. I laughed my *** off all the way home. I just wish someone else coulda seen this fat **** flexing his flabby *** arm and talking ****...made my night complete....the strip club kinda sucked so this made up for it.
I follow suite, and as soon as i real him in he hits the breaks. Oh well no big deal, i keep on cruising home. So now im doing about 50mph and he comes up next to me and takes off. I hammer down and pull even with him..and he jams on the brakes...WTF?. I keep driving only to approach a red light. He pulls up next to me and i look over and nod. I glance up at the lights and back at him. This tard is now flexing his flabby arm and mouthing somthing to me. I roll down my window and ask him what the **** was he trying to say, he says and i quote " I just hammered that piece of ****". I laughed and told him to just go on green and id give him the jump. His gal started laughing(ugly btw). So now this asshat takes off hard and I proceed to walk his *** dirty. Before i even shift out of first i have a full car on him. I ran all the way through second (approx. 90mph) and hes a train length behind me. I laughed my *** off all the way home. I just wish someone else coulda seen this fat **** flexing his flabby *** arm and talking ****...made my night complete....the strip club kinda sucked so this made up for it.
