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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:06 PM
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I was on my way to the Rite aid to pick up some of them blue pills for the weekend. (My girl fren dropped my old bottle down the heatin vent last nite when she came over to my trailer and we couldn't get em out)

Anyhoo, I'm about a block from the Rite Aid and this Bad *** Toyota Corolla S pulls up and this old lady yells at me to either pull over or speed up.
Well, we started hollerin' and next thing I know I put down a big patch and let er rip. She catches me at the next light and heaves a loaf of bread at me from her window and calls me a *****.

I told her ta quit bitchin' and turn tha car around and we'd race goin' forward.

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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:14 PM
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did you pick up the loaf of bread and take it back to your trailer?
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:16 PM
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I forgot to mention I was drivin' a 1956 Henry J with a modded LS 2, 90mm throttle body, w/ one of them Weiand Street Warrior intake manifolds. I got lucky and bought the only one in stock at Summit. 6 speed Lenco and a 1958Edsel 9". My local tuner, Possum performance promised me after the install that I'd get 90% more torque 65% of the time!
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H** no. I left the loaf of bread and took her back to the trailer...
Wooooeeee!! Thank god for them blue pills!!
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:22 PM
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Dude that is ******* hilarious man, i actually cracked a laugh reading this. I'd of kept the bread and mounted it somewhere an had the story engraved next to it LOL
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:25 PM
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Are you related to joe dirt?

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Dude that is ******* hilarious man, i actually cracked a laugh reading this. I'd of kept the bread and mounted it somewhere an had the story engraved next to it LOL
you think he was serious
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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I would never admit to bein no relative to a dude that pulled a big frozen turd aroun in a red wagon...

PS I did dig his Hemi GTX though...
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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I would never admit to bein no relative to a dude that pulled a big frozen turd aroun in a red wagon...

PS I did dig his Hemi GTX though...
that was a sweet ride he had thou!
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I don't know what to say to this.....
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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Are you related to joe dirt?



you think he was serious
I don't know, but thats a hell of a story if he made it up. BTW first name is joe
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Old May 8, 2009 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Kmaroman
I don't know, but thats a hell of a story if he made it up. BTW first name is joe
Your name is Joe, you have a early 4th gen, and you live in Indiana....we could say some ****.....
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Originally Posted by Kmaroman
I don't know, but thats a hell of a story if he made it up. BTW first name is joe
that is too much of a story for it to have been real, unless of coarse all this yelling and racing happened inside the trail park then its totally understandable and just state that at the beginging next time

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Old May 8, 2009 | 04:29 PM
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Hmm, it seems we may have our latest bs thread and it's the weekend and my car is sold and my next ride will be a C6Z, damn I'm in a good mood

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Old May 8, 2009 | 04:32 PM
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^ haha amen brother it is friday and thank god!
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Old May 8, 2009 | 04:39 PM
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Yes I believe we are in need of a new BS thread!
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Old May 8, 2009 | 05:13 PM
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Since this is the new BS thread....when the **** did the main page change like that? I was on like...all day...lol. All of a sudden, little red tires and ****.
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Old May 8, 2009 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by AznMuscle
Since this is the new BS thread....when the **** did the main page change like that? I was on like...all day...lol. All of a sudden, little red tires and ****.
I think it is pretty lame...
It doesn't really improve anything, it just looks a little fruity and it is one more thing I have to load.
Oh well
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Old May 8, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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lmao.
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Old May 8, 2009 | 08:09 PM
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Alright, while it's open, what do you guys think about these 2 choices for my next ride. My car will be gone Thursday ( http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c6-c...-kooks-fs.html ) and I am trying to decide on which way to go.

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Let me hear some ideas, though it will be a while before I jump again
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The z. Throw some spray on it. Kill everything. Profit??
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