A couple of weeks ago I was at the local car hangout when I had a kid with a straight from Fast and Furious one ask me to run.

I have a 99 TA A4 with a 150 pill full exhaust made 495hp

His set up...

89 civic with a home made cold air(by home made its a Autozone special filter with the flexable hose for your dryer exhaust) and his exhaust was just a stock manifold with nothing behind it.


Anyways after seeing this I realized I was dealing with a child who refused to wear his helmet. I quickly told him that I wasn't in the mood to run and the bottle was low. He said ok walked off and has been telling every other import kid that my car is slow and i dont want none of his "Beast".

My question to my fellow LS1 owners is

1) Race the kid and risk him killing himself out of embarasment or
2) Let him run his mouth.

I have honestly never been in this situation so all advice will be taken to heart.

 

Simple, say you will only race his "beast" if it's for money. Tell him for as much as he wants, but not less than $100. Once he denies, problem solved.

 

my favorite races are against people that have no clue what they are talking about and run their mouth.

run him on motor. make sure his friends see. he WILL say u sprayed. then race him again on the bottle. make sure its for money.

 

LOL....Yeah I like that, I have had a few friends say I should race him for his girl(who is so fine). I think I will at least run this kid for 500$

Oh and BTW this is the king of all ricers, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxHDf3YKkU0 This is has to be his brother HAHAHA thanks fellas I will post how it goes

 

Say you'll run him if he puts money where his mouth is.

I hate how they think they're so fast. So far I've never had one of them come up to me. Can't wait til I do, fast money.

I love Johnny Ricer videos. HAHAHA They're hilarious. There was one where he was talking to this guy about a 03 Cobra that had a "VTEC".

 

Let me speak from experience. I live in the Honda Capital of the United States. Every other car is a Honda with work done to it. I get called out every weekend and my response every time is No. Trust me it is not worth wasting your time or getting into trouble. There has been times when these kids talk so much **** that I will lose my patience and then do a run. I would demolish these tin can pieces of **** and then the excuses from these losers fly. "Oh i missed a gear" , "I was spinning" , "My Vtec didn't kick in" , and the most popular one that I always get, " YOU SPRAYED!" . It gets annoying when these kids think there **** don't stink. Like I have stated before, don't even sweat it, but if it starts to bother you. Make sure you run him with all his friends around so you can embarrass this kid.

 

Yep just like everyone said run for money.

 

Post the Video I would love to see it. Also I have something a little off topic...One why do most of these ricer **** 1) have fine girls always around them.
and Two why do they always look really dirty. Like never take a shower just got done changing oil and took a bath in my used 10W-30

 

Yes i see this all the time. Its a shame what these females don't understand.

 

Because when they actually lose a race they blame it on everyone/everything else but themselves or their car. :X

 

oh yea. before race find out what forum hes on (if any) and find out his screen name. post the vid there. id do that to every honda punk.

 

GET MONEY. Easy with these kinds of people.

 

Race for his girl, I f**king love that idea...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojB7KkaR03I

 

lol @ lolhonda^

 

Not funny.

 

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