sorta kill
sorta kill This might count as a ricer kill or might not. This guy today asked out my g/f with full knowledge that we're going out and he knows me, so I was already pissed off but on the way home he flies by me in his rusty *** 240ZX and brake checks me in which the brakes on mine arent all that great (drums all the way around) especially compared with that little car and I rear ended him and hit my head on the steering wheel (no shoulder belt) and I find out later that he broke my grill, left headlight and bent my steel chrome bumber. So I follow him for about a mile when he stops in a neighborhood and I get out and run to his door pull him out and proceed to beat him senseless for messing up my baby(my car) and then my girl gets out and stomps on his chest and says "dont ever **** with me or my man again BITCH!" I have to laugh at this but I'm still soooo pissed off that I spit on him as we're walking away and we get away at our leisure. 
yep, nice kill there man. i would give you a high five if i lived by you. glad to see you and your girl gave him a good *** kicking. how bad did it mess up the rear end of his car???
The back of his import is trashed I saw it this morning..cracked rear windshield, bumper fell off...but maybe it was already like that? I saw him also he's got a sling for his right arm, his left eye is swollen shut (I'm a righty), and he's got some kinda metal and tape thing over his nose for some reason I cant figure out what that's for but he looks pretty bad. Insurance would cover the damage but it'd be cheaper for me to replace it rather than to report it cuz my insurance would go up a lil cuz I didnt get his insurance info but it's ok I took the money out of his *** BWAH HAHAHA
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You can see that I've been around a while and don't post too often, but I've gotta say between SShark rippin off wings and knocking out teeth, and you bashing this fucksicle a new ***, this forum is great for providing good high quality, face cramping laughter. Gotta ****** love it, way to go man. I think the next time some little ricer tampon pisses me off I'm gonna start tearing gay carbon fiber pieces of his car and take a leak on him. You guys have been a great inspiration. Have one on me! 
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worst ricer bash i have had so far was a little import team tried to jump a friend of mine. we came back the next day for a their 40 to our 25 redneck asses. we ended up being able to still walk, while the ricer group was not so lucky. one guy had his head bashed through a C class mercedes window (it was that ricers car). i knocked one guy down, and introduced his teeth to my size 14 red wing boot. we put 21 guys in the hospital, and the others were arrested because of having illegal weapons in there car.
But i know the consequences of what could have happened being a gun brought out and started shooting, but quite honestly, they were to ***** to pull the trigger, cause what kind of man are you if you have to be in a pack to kick someones ***. THAT IS WHY THERE ARE SHOOTOUTS TODAY, cause no one is willing to take an *** KICKING ANYMORE. it is ridiculous. ok. back to our scheduled programming.
But i know the consequences of what could have happened being a gun brought out and started shooting, but quite honestly, they were to ***** to pull the trigger, cause what kind of man are you if you have to be in a pack to kick someones ***. THAT IS WHY THERE ARE SHOOTOUTS TODAY, cause no one is willing to take an *** KICKING ANYMORE. it is ridiculous. ok. back to our scheduled programming.
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Originally Posted by 99-LS1-SS
Great kill/*** whooping!! 
Did he even try to fight back?
That's what his stupid punk *** gets. WTF was he thinking with the break check?
Did he even try to fight back?
That's what his stupid punk *** gets. WTF was he thinking with the break check?
I am goin to have to raise the 
There is no way you who drives a badass 68 camaro, could beat up a little weasel bastard that drives a rusted out Nissan. J/k Man. That is badass that you pounded him and didnt even get in trouble. We cant get away with **** anymore. People talk too much now and 5 minutes after u did somthin u are gettin calls from the cops. But anyway. good luck with gettin your car fixed.
There is no way you who drives a badass 68 camaro, could beat up a little weasel bastard that drives a rusted out Nissan. J/k Man. That is badass that you pounded him and didnt even get in trouble. We cant get away with **** anymore. People talk too much now and 5 minutes after u did somthin u are gettin calls from the cops. But anyway. good luck with gettin your car fixed.
He only managed to try and hit me once but I blocked with my forearm and gave him an elbow to the nose for his efforts 
! I already got the parts overnighted from cali put them on and I'm back on the street!
! I already got the parts overnighted from cali put them on and I'm back on the street! around 500 for the custom solid steel with the polished finish (not chrome I dont want it flaking off) and the headlight cost me 80 and got the grill for free from a friend*freebie freebie freebie* so not too bad but it still sucks major *** that all that came out of my pocket because Grundy insurance sucks *** and thier rates go up for every little thing, next time I see that kid I'm going to break his other arm
