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Old 03-21-2011, 12:33 PM
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I typically insult their mother, then pee on them and ask if they think they are worthy of running the ALL MIGHTY S2000!!!
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Originally Posted by JayplaySS2
I moved it, then moved it back, after I read it. This should be funny since we have some crazy sum bitches here. Might get a laugh
I saw it was moved and I was then I saw it was back and I was .
Thanks Jay we need some humor in here.
Old 03-21-2011, 12:44 PM
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I **** in my hand and throw it at their car. That'll provoke anyone!

But seriously, i'll just do a short flyby and immediately brake to see if someone is interested, or pace them in a low gear and massage the throttle a bit.

If so, i usually hold up three fingers, if at a low speed i'll yell "three honks" and honk it off, or depending on the car i'll just motion for them to go and give them the hit. If it's a random person i never go on the third honk, i always wait after the last honk to make sure they're going to hit it, then i go.
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I like to take one of my gloves off and slap them in the face with it.
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I have never asked anyone for a race besides my brother or a friend.. If anything while im driving i just give it some throttle .
Old 03-21-2011, 01:33 PM
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My races usually result from driving the "usual" speeds on the freeway and having some dork decide I'm not passing. They usually lose their nerve when we hit triple digits. Rarely, however, I lose nerve, especially when the Escort 9500 tells me that there is an opportunity to fund the local police department up ahead.

second most common way? Look at the other car at a red light and laugh. Something about that move will make even the Pope want to take a poke at you.
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Originally Posted by sujomatt
I typically insult their mother, then pee on them and ask if they think they are worthy of running the ALL MIGHTY S2000!!!
Matt use to try to run people over with his car to get their attention, but it just kept bouncing off them like a kickball.

Originally Posted by The Manalishi
Go make the sammich and Dom can **** himself.
I'm SOOO telling Dom you said that
Old 03-21-2011, 01:59 PM
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They usually come in by text from friends. 8 times out of 10 they are much more built setups. (I.E. my boltons vs their H/C/I or my cam only vs their nitrous or H/C/I/Gears/Suspension/Kitchen sink).

As far as randoms, if I see a performance car I'll usually try to judge if they are the type to go for it before trying to throw out the bait. If its a stickered up import such as a SRT Neon or STi or something those are usually 100% biters. Wheel throwing from lane to lane and "LOOK AT ME! IM FAST!" driving are tell tale signs as well. Old guy in the slow lane in a C6 or SRT Charger isnt probably going to run. Thats a shot in the dark to go after him. Stock looking things are usually driven by "stock" people, ya know?

Well done muscle, or muscle that seems like its trying to make an impact such as a blacked out LS1 Camaro, lowered Term with blacked tail-lights, **** I dunno the kinda stuff where you know it when you see it. Those are the guys I'll go after. I'll usually pull up along side, throw a big rev and continue on at my normal rate or fall back to make space if theres traffic that will prevent a run up to 100 or more. Then I drop the pass window a bit so I can hear their engine and start watching and waiting. If I see them gear down or speed up to match speed or whatever, by that time Im probably already holding a gear.

Now I've tried 3 honking a bunch of different times but the other guy never seems to get it so I've defaulted to just nailing the throttle for a second, letting out of it and waiting till I hear their engine spool up before getting back into it. I'm not interested in getting any time of jump advantage. Its not about pounding chest to me its about testing my car against everything they got. People make the mistake of thinking this **** is F&F and a party full of modded cars, bikini hoes, food, drinks, drugs and truck load of lifetime respect awaits the victor of street racing.

Truth is, even if its on video, a few will watch and think its cool and move on, a few will watch and hate you cause of whatever reasons haters hate for and move on and that will be it. Unfortunately there is no party of bikini hoes afterward. Which is why I wish people would lighten up a bit and start racing more even races around here instead of always trying to set a ******* handi-cap or going after people that are way less modded...etc. Racings not fun anymore. Its all about wannabe cool guy attitudes and punk *** haters talking **** on local boards.

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Originally Posted by Beans
But seriously, i'll just do a short flyby
Ricer.

Originally Posted by 1981TA
My races usually result from driving the "usual" speeds on the freeway and having some dork decide I'm not passing. They usually lose their nerve when we hit triple digits.
I've had that happen. Someone thinks "oh this guy must thinks he's so cool in his loud car, I'm not letting him over." So then I would just speed up slowly in 6th without going WOT and they'd just keep accelerating until they had to floor it to keep up, at which point I would go WOT in 6th and finish them off, or 4th if it were something worth blowing away.
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Originally Posted by CoolAid
Unfortunately there is no party of bikini hoes afterward.
You ain't in tha real street racin scene bruh.

Its all about wannabe cool guy attitudes and punk *** haters talking **** on local boards.
Sadly, this is true. If only you know the 1BadFox vs. Baron argument.
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I literally pulled into a parking lot with a bunch of cars/people on the pike, rolled down the window and said "I'm bored as hell, does anyone wanna run?" I got bites from an 06+ Si, some kind of older turboed escort, and an STi...there were a couple srt-4 neons and a brand new 2011 STi but they didn't jump out at the calling

otherwise I just stick my *** out the window and proceed to try and defecate on their cars
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Originally Posted by WSsick
You ain't in tha real street racin scene bruh.


I can join U guyz? Imz legit I swear.
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Originally Posted by WSsick
Ricer.
I've got a reputation to uphold, mang.

BTW, A short flyby = 1 gear at most, then slow down and line up, or like i said, pace in a lower gear and give them the hit after the 3rd honk.


with your out of context sig quotes.
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Originally Posted by WSsick
You ain't in tha real street racin scene bruh.



Sadly, this is true. If only you know the 1BadFox vs. Baron argument.
Where's my damn sammich? I'm getting hungry.
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Usually I roll up with my pink slip in hand and say "So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect!
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Originally Posted by willizm
Usually I roll up with my pink slip in hand and say "So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the respect!
That kind of race ends with "Do you agree that you were outperformed by MysticZ28?"
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Originally Posted by CoolAid

I can join U guyz? Imz legit I swear.
You'll have to run me first and if you win, you can have the respect.

Originally Posted by Beans
I've got a reputation to uphold, mang.

BTW, A short flyby = 1 gear at most, then slow down and line up, or like i said, pace in a lower gear and give them the hit after the 3rd honk.


with your out of context sig quotes.
They aren't out of context, it's not my fault you're a ricer.

Originally Posted by The Manalishi
Where's my damn sammich? I'm getting hungry.
Give me your address, I have it ready to mail out right now.
Old 03-21-2011, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by WSsick
You'll have to run me first and if you win, you can have the respect.
K. Just gotta tighten some nuts and bolts in the glove box............nah **** it I'll do it later, nothing bad should happen.
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Originally Posted by WSsick
Give me your address, I have it ready to mail out right now.
Can you fax it?
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I ain't clicking that ****. WTF is lemonparty.org? I'm dumb, you're the one that can't figure out how to fax a sammich.


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