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08-09-2011, 11:09 AM
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After doing my headers, I was looking for trouble lol. I was going down the highway and a guy in an 02 ish gt vert wanted to play. After I put a couple lengths on him pretty quick, he told me he "lost cylinder six". I just said ok and kept going.
Saw a good sticker today too. Two door accord V6 with a "Boost gets you laid" on the rear window. It wasn't boosted haha
Saw a good sticker today too. Two door accord V6 with a "Boost gets you laid" on the rear window. It wasn't boosted haha
08-09-2011, 01:19 PM
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Not a race story but worth the read, I was stationed at San Diego at main fleet, my freind was telling me how he got got this 2800.00 (back in 91) stereo system installed in his "Ride" he even threw up the air quoptes if i remember right. I said "man I have to check this out". So after work we head out to listen to his new Massive stereo system. I get out there ( car were parked a good ways away from the housing) and FIRST I look over at this VW scirocco, ( desent cars) and said, nice man. He looked at me strang and said, No! There is my car!!!! I stood there astonished, it was a Yugo..LOLOLOL No really, it was a yugo, I laughed inside trying not to make him mad. So I said, cool. lets hear the system, I am not kidding, he he turned it on, then up(only about 1/2 way) it Shook the car. the windows rattled, alarms went off, it Did Rock Out!! Here is the best part. I say, lets go cruise the town. His head dipped and he said, It doesn't run. WHAT???? Now I busted out laughing, and said WHY did you put the system in it then? He says, and i Quote, " it needed a part to run and he ordered it, but it would take 2 weeks to get here from Yugoslavia. I laughed my butt off, ribbed him for months over that night. SZ
05-31-2017, 03:06 AM
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When I was younger I had a really nice Celica, i spent too much on it but don't regret it. I've done this particular horrible act to so many people now. But I made an account to share it.
Anyway I was driving up the highway on my way home and it was getting abit late. This part of the hwy goes through a busy area so the limit here is 80kmph. (I'm Aussie) About 3 - 4 km back one of those older lancers come flying up to me. He was carrying on and shouting something at me and revving his car. Anyway I had an idea to stir him up so I started to slow down and rev my car. The **** was excited as hell so I decided to ruin his day for being an ***.
i knew that there was a speed camera on the set of lights a little up the road. I shouted the count down and if we went. He was not even as fast as I thought he was so I went slow to make sure he pulled on me but made sure it looked legit.
a few seconds in we were going stupid fast. Like way way to fast. It was stupid I know.
anyway I slammed on the breaks and I watched him shake his hand out the window in victory the the camera flash went off. He would have been doing damn near twice the speed limit.
He may have won the race but he lost the game hahaha.
Anyway I was driving up the highway on my way home and it was getting abit late. This part of the hwy goes through a busy area so the limit here is 80kmph. (I'm Aussie) About 3 - 4 km back one of those older lancers come flying up to me. He was carrying on and shouting something at me and revving his car. Anyway I had an idea to stir him up so I started to slow down and rev my car. The **** was excited as hell so I decided to ruin his day for being an ***.
i knew that there was a speed camera on the set of lights a little up the road. I shouted the count down and if we went. He was not even as fast as I thought he was so I went slow to make sure he pulled on me but made sure it looked legit.
a few seconds in we were going stupid fast. Like way way to fast. It was stupid I know.
anyway I slammed on the breaks and I watched him shake his hand out the window in victory the the camera flash went off. He would have been doing damn near twice the speed limit.
He may have won the race but he lost the game hahaha.
05-31-2017, 05:19 PM
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i for one like to finally laugh at their expense.
05-31-2017, 05:52 PM
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I had a kid in a Escort GT one day screwing with me,, (I was driving a 69 911) The street I was on was a street that turned the outer lanes in to parking at 7pm. He comes rat racing up on my right side spewing the trash and I pointed ahead, and he drops a gear and accelerates from the 25 limit I was doing right in to the back of a 2 ton flatbed truck I was trying to warn him about..
Stupid is as stupid does...
He walked away the escort didn't.. I figure he hit the truck about 40..
Stupid is as stupid does...
He walked away the escort didn't.. I figure he hit the truck about 40..
05-31-2017, 10:21 PM
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06-01-2017, 02:15 AM
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I consider it a win. I have no bad feelings about losing. I feel agitated when people talk ****.
06-01-2017, 03:50 AM
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I could probably tell several of these stories if I sat and thought about it. But one that comes straight to mind was a couple high school fuckboys in a 2005-2007 Cobalt SS/SC. About 5 years ago exactly. I was in one of my old GTP's. It was cammed with pretty much every bolt on besides an intercooler at the time. Around 300whp/380wtq. A solid 12 second car at 108-110 mph. It was a good run for LBO LS1 fbombs.
I spotted the Red Cobalt SS driving like an asshat, weaving around cars like he thought he was Paul Walker or Vinny. So I made an effort to catch up to them. Right as I got beside them, rolling about 35 mph, I blip the throttle enough for some good blower whine. And the driver yells out "that thing is a piece of trash!" I literally laughed in disbelief of what I was hearing. Then I yelled "would you like to lose to this piece of trash?!" Or something along those lines. The kid was like "sure man!" in a sarcastic voice while laughing. So we made our way through traffic and we are side by side again. I take off at part throttle from 35mph, so Cobalt douche would floor it. He nails it and we were side by side till 60 with me at part throttle lol. Then I burry the pedal and put 3-4 cars on them from 60 to 100ish I think. They finally caught up and I yelled out "how does it feel to get walked by a piece of trash, ******?" Needless to say, neither of them said a damn thing, nor even had a smirk on their faces. I laughed for the rest of the night about it.
I spotted the Red Cobalt SS driving like an asshat, weaving around cars like he thought he was Paul Walker or Vinny. So I made an effort to catch up to them. Right as I got beside them, rolling about 35 mph, I blip the throttle enough for some good blower whine. And the driver yells out "that thing is a piece of trash!" I literally laughed in disbelief of what I was hearing. Then I yelled "would you like to lose to this piece of trash?!" Or something along those lines. The kid was like "sure man!" in a sarcastic voice while laughing. So we made our way through traffic and we are side by side again. I take off at part throttle from 35mph, so Cobalt douche would floor it. He nails it and we were side by side till 60 with me at part throttle lol. Then I burry the pedal and put 3-4 cars on them from 60 to 100ish I think. They finally caught up and I yelled out "how does it feel to get walked by a piece of trash, ******?" Needless to say, neither of them said a damn thing, nor even had a smirk on their faces. I laughed for the rest of the night about it.
06-08-2017, 11:13 AM
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Yep, He could end up getting banned if he digs up to many dead threads..
It's been a long time since I've posted in this section but I think the best course of action for any Ricer is educate by fire... They either dip out or get re-educated and start posting ish that's worth a read...
06-09-2017, 11:46 PM
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I destroyed a lexus whatever who thought he was fast in the right lane on a road where it narrows from three to two lanes. The light turns green and he hits it and me being in the center lane, I'm like you are going to be behind me. I then went WOT and went right past him. He gets behind me of course since his road ran out and passed me after I let out cutting me off by inches. He was mad for some reason, I don't know. Maybe he was pissed that he got worked by a Ford pickup truck (3.5 EB f150 4x4), lol.
06-12-2017, 05:10 PM
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Pfft hahaha! Obviously :p
its more that I know I'd win, people that know cars know I'll win. And that ****** found out I'd win but they still talk ****. I should have used the word annoyed.
Anyway it's funny when they get stomped and the excuses come rolling out.
Cars somehow became less complete after the race or their beast has been broken.
its more that I know I'd win, people that know cars know I'll win. And that ****** found out I'd win but they still talk ****. I should have used the word annoyed.
Anyway it's funny when they get stomped and the excuses come rolling out.
Cars somehow became less complete after the race or their beast has been broken.
