middle aged women should only be allowed to drive civic hybrids
03-07-2004, 11:00 PM
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middle aged women should only be allowed to drive civic hybrids So im walking across a cross walk, going into the local outlet mall today...cars have stop signs "when pedestrians are present" and this woman in a rav 4 is doing about 25-30 (speed limit is 15), and proceeds to blow through the stop sign. Luckily i noticed what was happening so i stopped in the middle of the cross walk and she must have seen me at the very last second cause even though she had passed me she came to a screaching hault, and she was on the phone and she stuck her head out the window and apologized for what she had done. And in the calmest voice i could use ( iw as heated like a mutter fugger), i said "its ok, just slow down" and when she put her head back in the car, i slipped off my shoe and was trying to throw it at the spare tire that is on the back door. Its been a long while since i'ev played baseball to say the least and it smashed her rear windsheild. granted i was laughing, she wasn't, and she called the cops on me. cops came and they were questioning me and i told them exactly what happened, she almost hit me, so i threw my shoe at her cause she was a stupid bitch and she was on the phone while driving and speeding. the cops confirmed my story with the 4 people who stuck around who saw the whole thing. But because it was private property they couldn't do anything about her running a stop sign, or that she was speeding, or that she was on the phone. so now im stuck paying for her rear windsheild.
kinda sucks but it was funny as hell. i shoulda made her smell my shoe she would have loved that. **** could make a supermodel grow chest hair hehe.
this kinda shot my day after putting in long tubes figured i'd turn to my ls1tech.com buddies to vent.
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kinda sucks but it was funny as hell. i shoulda made her smell my shoe she would have loved that. **** could make a supermodel grow chest hair hehe.
this kinda shot my day after putting in long tubes figured i'd turn to my ls1tech.com buddies to vent.
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03-07-2004, 11:06 PM
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Dude, as a "responsible, mature adult", i'm sure i'm not suppposed to encorage or condone that stuff... but seriously, bahahahaha that's hilarious ****. I feel bad that you had to pay. you should have claimed she ran over that shoe, so you were just giving it back to her.
03-07-2004, 11:27 PM
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Nice... That was a good laugh. Pat its a good thing you put "responsible, mature adult" in quotes, as you and I both know you have neither of those two qualities 
I think you should have taken the other shoe off, and thrown that away somewhere, and just say that you don't own shoes, so it couldn't have been you.
I think you should have taken the other shoe off, and thrown that away somewhere, and just say that you don't own shoes, so it couldn't have been you.
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03-07-2004, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MillaTK
I think you shoul have taken the other shoe off, and thrown that away somewhere, and just say that you don't own shoes, so it couldn't have been you.
Nice job on the read window too.
03-08-2004, 12:26 AM
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Well... I am an adult at the very least... I can buy alcohol and vote... although, I think I may be too old to be drafted now, which means It's ok to be a republican now.
As far as responsible and mature? That's quite debatable.
As far as responsible and mature? That's quite debatable.
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03-08-2004, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MillaTK
I think you shoul have taken the other shoe off, and thrown that away somewhere, and just say that you don't own shoes, so it couldn't have been you.
03-08-2004, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by xphantomws6x
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Haha nice job .... "who throws a shoe? Really now, who throws a shoe?"
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Haha nice job .... "who throws a shoe? Really now, who throws a shoe?"
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03-08-2004, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MillaTK
I think you shoul have taken the other shoe off, and thrown that away somewhere, and just say that you don't own shoes, so it couldn't have been you.
03-08-2004, 08:56 AM
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Timberland boots, size 11. evidently those will spell the demise of auto glass. 
as i said my aim wasn't too good, **** i was maybe 30 feet away haha. musta just caught it in the right spot. Got the quote today, luckily when it comes to auto stuff I have a few friends that can help me out, but considering her window was tinted its going to be 283 for the rear window and 45 bucks to have it tinted. I hope as soon as this bitch gets the window back, she backs into a pole or something.
as i said my aim wasn't too good, **** i was maybe 30 feet away haha. musta just caught it in the right spot. Got the quote today, luckily when it comes to auto stuff I have a few friends that can help me out, but considering her window was tinted its going to be 283 for the rear window and 45 bucks to have it tinted. I hope as soon as this bitch gets the window back, she backs into a pole or something.
03-08-2004, 09:11 AM
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You should have grabbed your boot and then hauled *** outta there. Timberlands will to that. I once saw some kid get a Timberland beat down. It was a bloody fight!
03-08-2004, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by BigBronco
damn, you got that boot off damn fast, for my size 14 polo boots, i would be there for damn 2 minutes unlacing them to get them off my foot!
Glad to see that I provided for some comical entertainment as well...
03-08-2004, 04:41 PM
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im pretty lazy i dont tie any shoes. these boots dont even have laces ijust have a peice of rope in the middle holes tied together there so i can slip them off really quick
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this isn't the first time i've thrown my shoe at something. but its just the first time it's gone completely wrong. i know my aim isn't very good but christ...who would think it would bust out the glass?