Cobalt SS/SC kid called my GTP a piece of trash! :(
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Cobalt SS/SC kid called my GTP a piece of trash! :(
I'm on my way to the bar last night in my GTP and I come up next to a bright red 2005-2007 Cobalt SS supercharged with 3 younger kids in it. All looked around 18 or 19 from what I could tell. No idea on the mods of this cobalt but the blower did sound pretty loud. Anyway, the driver had a bleached blonde Justin Bieber hair do and gave me the cockiest look/smirk as I pull up next to them. So I goose the throttle a bit to give them some blower whine. The next thing I know he rolls down his window and blurts out "that things a piece of trash!". I'm kind of dumb founded at this point! I couldn't believe this tool just said this. So I yelled out "oh yeah you wanna race that slow piece of ****?!" He says lets go! So we make our way down the road a bit and we're pacing each other. I wait for traffic to clear out. Then from a 35 roll i slowly give it some gas and down shift to 2nd but only at about 40-50% throttle. They take off and were side by side for a few seconds. Finally around 60mph I decide that I'm done playing around and mash the gas. I put 3 cars on them from 60 to 90 and then shut down. I wait for them to catch back up, and i yell out "how does it feel to get your *** whooped by a piece of trash, ******?!?!" LOL neither of them said a single word and they rolled up their window. And that was that. One of the best kills I've had in a long time! Lulz I laughed all the way to the bar.
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I'm on my way to the bar last night in my GTP and I come up next to a bright red 2005-2007 Cobalt SS supercharged with 3 younger kids in it. All looked around 18 or 19 from what I could tell. No idea on the mods of this cobalt but the blower did sound pretty loud. Anyway, the driver had a bleached blonde Justin Bieber hair do and gave me the cockiest look/smirk as I pull up next to them. So I goose the throttle a bit to give them some blower whine. The next thing I know he rolls down his window and blurts out "that things a piece of trash!". I'm kind of dumb founded at this point! I couldn't believe this tool just said this. So I yelled out "oh yeah you wanna race that slow piece of ****?!" He says lets go! So we make our way down the road a bit and we're pacing each other. I wait for traffic to clear out. Then from a 35 roll i slowly give it some gas and down shift to 2nd but only at about 40-50% throttle. They take off and were side by side for a few seconds. Finally around 60mph I decide that I'm done playing around and mash the gas. I put 3 cars on them from 60 to 90 and then shut down. I wait for them to catch back up, and i yell out "how does it feel to get your *** whooped by a piece of trash, ******?!?!" LOL neither of them said a single word and they rolled up their window. And that was that. One of the best kills I've had in a long time! Lulz I laughed all the way to the bar.
But you don't want that friendship to end (No homo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (No homo)
Say no homo, so he knows the deal (No homo)
Ayo, man you've got a fresh car (No homo)
And maybe I should take you out to the bar (No homo)
You're boyfriends like your belt whine (No homo)
They can hop in and hear a bit of mine (No homo)
Sorry OP, that is all I could think of for whatever reason when I read your kill. Good kill.
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