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Cavalier vs Colt (i laughed)

Old 08-01-2013, 10:17 PM
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Red face Cavalier vs Colt (i laughed)

So my friend is driving his cavalier and its a 2000 automatic. He usually takes off a bit fast revving it to like 4-4500rpm, he never puts it to the floor, this is just how he drives. So we take off from a light like normal and this older Mitsubishi Colt (late 80s) just takes off after us. He flies by (he was definitely not stock).

We pull up at the next light. Its this fat bastard guy in a wife beater EATING an ice cream sandwich. We couldn't believe how fast that thing i tell my friend to floor it just to see the difference with him going all out. Light turns green we get out of the hole first. We are completely floored, he starts catching up and playing with us like accelerating passed us and letting go and while we are still floored, he just keeps letting off the gas and making turbo blow valve sounds right next to us and then he just floors it and keeps it down... He pulls away hard. We we're laughing at how we could be getting creamed by this old *** car with a fat bastard eating an ice-cream sandwich...

That's not all... He gets caught at the upcoming red light. Which we slowly get next to him, just to see him unwrapping another ice cream sandwich with a huge smile on his face!
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:02 PM
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Ummmmm ok.

I want ice cream now.
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:12 AM
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So the fat bastard showed two punks what was up lol. Now that is priceless.
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Old 08-02-2013, 02:52 AM
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so new user with name cavalierssuck... posts about how some modded colt beats some cavi... and this is entertaining how? because the fat guy was eating ice cream?
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:23 AM
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We want to hear about actual races, not faggoty ones.
Go race some ******* bicycles. *****
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:33 AM
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This is what I get at 7:33 in the morning now in SRK? Got damn it.... What's next, racing tonka trucks while downing snowcones.
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Old 08-02-2013, 09:30 AM
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lmao, at the image of, "fat bastard eating an ice cream sandwich in a wife beater".
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^^^^I know

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Old 08-02-2013, 06:43 PM
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Better that he was just eating ice cream. He could of been rubbin one out and using your cavi as a c** dumpster.
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