Eviscerated another 5.br0
05-15-2018, 04:04 PM
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Eviscerated another 5.br0 Was driving to a buddies house this past weekend, when i came across some tool in a silver 5br0 weaving in and out of cars, trying to be like Dom. I caught up to him as he was sitting at a red light, and it was just turning green as i was rolling up to it at 10 mph, so i gave the throttle a good stab up to 40 mph or so, just to get his attention. Then what do ya know? Yep, I get a RICER FLY BY. 
He was doing like 70 or 80 in a 35 with a **** load of cars around at 6 pm. SMH
So, i catch up to him again finally. We are on the outskirts of town and hardly anyone around. I get beside him and say " what mods?" He says "bolt ons and tune". Was probably cammed too though. Maybe NOS. Him and his buddy were both chuckling, probably thinking they were gonna smoke me easily. I said 35 roll? He nodded. Told him to honk 3 times and go. Surprisingly he went on the 3rd honk, as did i. My car dead hooked and immediately shot out ahead a car length. By about 70 i was already 2-3 cars out and raping harder. At 90 i was 5 cars out so i let off. Walked him nasty. This time i didn't get a fly by.
Aw well. He turned off as soon as he could. Poor wittle pony went home with his tail between his legs.
i also ran into some dipshit college kids in a furd powerjoke later that night. Asked if i wanted to dig race them for $20. So i said sure. Long story short, we went to a secluded road out of town. Driver spooled up his turdbo at the line. I put about 5 buses on them from 0 to 90, then they also did a ricer fly by, and went bye bye. I rolled up next to them again when we got back into town and yelled "where's my 20 bucks, bitches???" And they turned off right away. Probably thought i was going to chase them down and kick their asses.
He was doing like 70 or 80 in a 35 with a **** load of cars around at 6 pm. SMHSo, i catch up to him again finally. We are on the outskirts of town and hardly anyone around. I get beside him and say " what mods?" He says "bolt ons and tune". Was probably cammed too though. Maybe NOS. Him and his buddy were both chuckling, probably thinking they were gonna smoke me easily. I said 35 roll? He nodded. Told him to honk 3 times and go. Surprisingly he went on the 3rd honk, as did i. My car dead hooked and immediately shot out ahead a car length. By about 70 i was already 2-3 cars out and raping harder. At 90 i was 5 cars out so i let off. Walked him nasty. This time i didn't get a fly by.
Aw well. He turned off as soon as he could. Poor wittle pony went home with his tail between his legs. i also ran into some dipshit college kids in a furd powerjoke later that night. Asked if i wanted to dig race them for $20. So i said sure. Long story short, we went to a secluded road out of town. Driver spooled up his turdbo at the line. I put about 5 buses on them from 0 to 90, then they also did a ricer fly by, and went bye bye. I rolled up next to them again when we got back into town and yelled "where's my 20 bucks, bitches???" And they turned off right away. Probably thought i was going to chase them down and kick their asses. 
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Was driving to a buddies house this past weekend, when i came across some tool in a silver 5br0 weaving in and out of cars, trying to be like Dom. I caught up to him as he was sitting at a red light, and it was just turning green as i was rolling up to it at 10 mph, so i gave the throttle a good stab up to 40 mph or so, just to get his attention. Then what do ya know? Yep, I get a RICER FLY BY. He was doing like 70 or 80 in a 35 with a **** load of cars around at 6 pm. SMH
So, i catch up to him again finally. We are on the outskirts of town and hardly anyone around. I get beside him and say " what mods?" He says "bolt ons and tune". Was probably cammed too though. Maybe NOS. Him and his buddy were both chuckling, probably thinking they were gonna smoke me easily. I said 35 roll? He nodded. Told him to honk 3 times and go. Surprisingly he went on the 3rd honk, as did i. My car dead hooked and immediately shot out ahead a car length. By about 70 i was already 2-3 cars out and raping harder. At 90 i was 5 cars out so i let off. Walked him nasty. This time i didn't get a fly by. Aw well. He turned off as soon as he could. Poor wittle pony went home with his tail between his legs.
i also ran into some dipshit college kids in a furd powerjoke later that night. Asked if i wanted to dig race them for $20. So i said sure. Long story short, we went to a secluded road out of town. Driver spooled up his turdbo at the line. I put about 5 buses on them from 0 to 90, then they also did a ricer fly by, and went bye bye. I rolled up next to them again when we got back into town and yelled "where's my 20 bucks, bitches???" And they turned off right away. Probably thought i was going to chase them down and kick their asses.
He was doing like 70 or 80 in a 35 with a **** load of cars around at 6 pm. SMHSo, i catch up to him again finally. We are on the outskirts of town and hardly anyone around. I get beside him and say " what mods?" He says "bolt ons and tune". Was probably cammed too though. Maybe NOS. Him and his buddy were both chuckling, probably thinking they were gonna smoke me easily. I said 35 roll? He nodded. Told him to honk 3 times and go. Surprisingly he went on the 3rd honk, as did i. My car dead hooked and immediately shot out ahead a car length. By about 70 i was already 2-3 cars out and raping harder. At 90 i was 5 cars out so i let off. Walked him nasty. This time i didn't get a fly by.
Aw well. He turned off as soon as he could. Poor wittle pony went home with his tail between his legs. i also ran into some dipshit college kids in a furd powerjoke later that night. Asked if i wanted to dig race them for $20. So i said sure. Long story short, we went to a secluded road out of town. Driver spooled up his turdbo at the line. I put about 5 buses on them from 0 to 90, then they also did a ricer fly by, and went bye bye. I rolled up next to them again when we got back into town and yelled "where's my 20 bucks, bitches???" And they turned off right away. Probably thought i was going to chase them down and kick their asses.cute fairy tale
05-16-2018, 09:00 AM
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I don't think it's so much the race being hard to believe its more the fact that he never seems to have any video of his races. I know you cant always have a go pro but its a stalled auto and I am sure with the invention of a camera phone there should be some vids.
05-16-2018, 09:21 AM
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Your telling me that you think that a H/C LS1 can put that many car lengths on a 5.0 with said cam, bolt-ons and possibly spray from a roll? I know I am on an LS site but come on.
05-16-2018, 10:18 AM
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Your telling me you believe every detail compulsive liar redfury mentioned in the OP? Come on man, the races are believable, but he probably raced a light bolt-on & tuned 5.0. I don't care if home-slice has a severe compulsive lying issue, I'll still give 'em some credit/props.
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Your telling me you believe every detail compulsive liar redfury mentioned in the OP? Come on man, the races are believable, but he probably raced a light bolt-on & tuned 5.0. I don't care if home-slice has a severe compulsive lying issue, I'll still give 'em some credit/props.
