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From: the land where cars repeatedly hit my bumper when I'm in the store...
Originally Posted by unit213
I year ago I would've locked 'em up on his *** or pulled over and beat him into a coma if he had the ***** (or stupidity) to stop. I've worked on my hostility issues a little though so I think I handled it appropriately. 
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If this thread was a cartoon, Unit would be a huge 50 foot tall cyclops, and there would be all little humans hanging all over him and climbing up his legs and ****, stabbing him with little knives while he tries to throw them off and step on them.
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Originally Posted by maximumrebel1
When I'm on the interstate or highway and am trying to get somewhere I get pretty pissed at people driving slower than I am in the left lane. When I am driving I don't care if you are going 15 over if I want to risk it and go faster than move over it's my choice.
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Originally Posted by enisguy
If this thread was a cartoon, Unit would be a huge 50 foot tall cyclops, and there would be all little humans hanging all over him and climbing up his legs and ****, stabbing him with little knives while he tries to throw them off and step on them.
Originally Posted by TanRchy
**** YEA! someone who knows his ****. i hate people that just POST UP in the fast lane. GET OVER MORON. oh and for the people that brake check me, they get whatever i can get my hands on thrown at them when i scream past them.
till that person pull's out a nice crome 9mm and put 3 to 6 hole's in that door of your's 
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Originally Posted by 02ls1ss
till that person pull's out a nice crome 9mm and put 3 to 6 hole's in that door of your's 
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Originally Posted by Shoulder Shaker
That's exactley what you will get throwing **** at peoples car. That's not worth it. As pissed as I get I do want to throw things but I would never do that because you never know who your messing with now days.
you know what work's for me when i'm on i75 if somebody's riding my *** i just go to the right lane and i just let him pass the i go back into the left lane and ride his ***. they get the hint and get out of and alot of time's stay out of the left lane and off your ***.
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Originally Posted by enisguy
Very true... if anybody ever threw something at my car, I would go ballistic. And I'm not talking about file-a-police-report-ballistic, either.
Rubbin's racin' my friend.
I think we're elevating this a to a different level that someone tailgating...talking about shooting people.
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I got one like that too. I was cruising home one night from a Devils vs Flyers game. On the way home, I am cruising ~80mph in the center lane. No traffic close by, but some ahead. This jacka$$ gets up behind me and starts flashing his brights and flooring it/slamming his brakes. So i get over to the far right lane, and he follows suit. So i figured he wants to race so I gun it once to get his attention. He doesn't seem to want to, so i brake check him. He still continues on his annoying antics. So i decide fine, I leave him. I gun it up to 95-100 til I catch up the traffic ahead and he was behind. Needless to say he eventually catches up and continues. He has pissed me off to the point where I am not gonna even let him by when he is done. After another 10min he gets in the left lane and begins to leave, so i gun it and get over and block while cruising next two big rigs in the right two lanes. After 5-10min of that and him continuing his ****, I gun it past the traffic then up to ~135 and thinkin i finally got rid of the a-hole.
HE FREAKING GETS UP BEHIND ME AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE. By this time, I whip out the cell and call non-emergency Highway Patrol. I told them what was happening(minus the whole 135mph thing) They said they would have car there to investigate and about 10minutes later I see flashing lights and the guy behind me gets pulled over, I stop too, to talk to the officer and it turns out it was a pissed off flyers fan and his buddies(they lost to the Devils). They were all REALLY REALLY drunk, and the cop thanked me for calling them. I said no problem and was on my way.
Oh, and Unit, sorry for the hijack!
HE FREAKING GETS UP BEHIND ME AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE. By this time, I whip out the cell and call non-emergency Highway Patrol. I told them what was happening(minus the whole 135mph thing) They said they would have car there to investigate and about 10minutes later I see flashing lights and the guy behind me gets pulled over, I stop too, to talk to the officer and it turns out it was a pissed off flyers fan and his buddies(they lost to the Devils). They were all REALLY REALLY drunk, and the cop thanked me for calling them. I said no problem and was on my way.
Oh, and Unit, sorry for the hijack!
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I didn't even think they could've been drunk, I just thought they needed to be dealt with and talked to. But, yeah, i always like reading threads when stupid a$$ people get pulled off the street
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Originally Posted by THECowboy
Oh, and Unit, sorry for the hijack!
Here's one...
A buddy and I were driving home from the bar in separate cars. My friend is a phenominal driver (pro). Anyway, a drunk flies past me and cuts me off by literally 6 inches. He does the same to my buddy, who has a nice temper too mine you. So my buddy downshifts and jumps in front of the guy. The guy tries to swerve around my friend, but he swerves right with the guy.
Bottom line is that the drunk guy got put into the wall at about 75mph. I drove through the wreckage Days of Thunder style.
I'm not advocating that or saying it's right, just telling the story. For the record, we were both completely sober. That guy was going to kill someone that night. As it turns out, he killed his own car.
Originally Posted by unit213
...and for the record, I OWN the left lane. No one passes me...ever!
This had me rollin
I ****** hate tail-gaters, I think there was a drunk tailgating me the other night on the freeway, his speed was really up and down and he couldnt hold the car straight, my dads truck governs at ~100 
I couldnt lose him. It was pretty scary 
Originally Posted by 5POINT7
What's wrong with you people? Left lane is for passing, period. You're not supposed to hang out in the left lane, I can't stand it when people do that.
I think you're completely wrong for two things:
-hanging out in the left lane
-driving and talking on the cell
I drive to and from Orlando (120 miles) about twice a month in my car on the highway and I tailgate left lane dwellers when I have to in order to prove a point. 99% of the time they move over to the right lane. It's the law of the road.
I think you're completely wrong for two things:
-hanging out in the left lane
-driving and talking on the cell
I drive to and from Orlando (120 miles) about twice a month in my car on the highway and I tailgate left lane dwellers when I have to in order to prove a point. 99% of the time they move over to the right lane. It's the law of the road.
