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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
common now unit... nothing changes a man like 8 cylinders thumping under the hood.
The simmering homoeroticism of your last few posts is just hilarious. Seriously, I'm calling shennanigans on your account, youre too gay to be a real account. GIMMICK!

1) Thinks his LT1 is God's gift to cars (the LS1 is, hurr)

2) Cant stop with the adolescent bathroom/***** analogies (and cant spell menopause)

3) Constantly claims that having stuff thumping under the hood "changes" a man.

Edit - 4) His screen name is "Heatmaker" - I do NOT even want to know where that came from.

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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bboyferal
If you lived in Miami, you'd be killed by imports every weekend... Unless you run under ten's... then you'd be killed less often.

im sure I would... too many rich people in miami
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
im sure I would... too many rich people in miami
HA! Not me!
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
I'll stick with my 2.9 0-60 time with a 4 banger street car on pump gas, thank you very much.


Those Tyco R/C cars keep gettin faster and faster don't they. I'd love to see what kind of car you own Xape. You talk more **** on these boards than anybody... but where is your magic 2.9sec car? You must be laying down 600-800hp right? Your just as fast as a Hyabusa now. Holy Freakin Cow! Your one fast ****. But I think your stuck in the land of makebelive with Mr.Charlie the Trolley man. I think you need to get out of Mr. Rodgers neighborhood.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:14 PM
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The story wasn't that bad, but the emotion and mentality I took from it was this:

My LT1 is all that is great!! You come off quite cocky and more of a ricer mentality than someone who runs for fun. Whipping out cash and saying some stupid **** like "beat me and you can have it" that is **** you see in the movies, and is completely gay.....

Looking and wanting to race is one thing, ut to troll like you did, it was just uncalled for, ESPECIALLY the ethnic joke.

So the Honda was the only thing you ran and then continued on home......Ya know what, THAT was a RICEY thing to do!!
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
Those Tyco R/C cars keep gettin faster and faster don't they. I'd love to see what kind of car you own Xape. You talk more **** on these boards than anybody... but where is your magic 2.9sec car? You must be laying down 600-800hp right? Your just as fast as a Hyabusa now. Holy Freakin Cow! Your one fast ****. But I think your stuck in the land of makebelive with Mr.Charlie the Trolley man. I think you need to get out of Mr. Rodgers neighborhood.
1.6 short times will get you there.

600HP is about right. Now, what times is your obsolete heap pulling down?
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 00TAProject
The story wasn't that bad, but the emotion and mentality I took from it was this:

My LT1 is all that is great!! You come off quite cocky and more of a ricer mentality than someone who runs for fun. Whipping out cash and saying some stupid **** like "beat me and you can have it" that is **** you see in the movies, and is completely gay.....

Looking and wanting to race is one thing, ut to troll like you did, it was just uncalled for, ESPECIALLY the ethnic joke.

So the Honda was the only thing you ran and then continued on home......Ya know what, THAT was a RICEY thing to do!!

Would you rather I not spice it up?

Heres the story.

I drove around looking to race, went to 7/11, saw some kids flying down the road, went to flag them down to see where the races were that night. Theyu didn't know so I set up a race. I drove in the parking lot and waited about an hour, finally they conjoured up a race for me. No one else wanted to race, but one kid that they said was the faster of them. He had a Turbo Civic gutted big intercooler loud BOV. We line up he jumps I chase and pull and keep on going... I decide to go home Im tired and have work tommorrow... the end.

sorry about my joke, but who cares... Im not runnign for mayer and it was worth a good chuckle. It wasn't even that serious.

As long as Im driving my Z28 it will be the baddest ******* car on the road. Cause its my **** and I built it, damn right I have the right to feel that way. I don't care what other setups people are running or if they can get thier wheels in the air. I don't drive those cars, but I do drive mine... there for she is the greatest. WHy should I think less of my LT just becasue some guy in some remote place somewhere can pull a 9sec run? and he's faster than me? Kinda silly to think like that. I've beaten plenty of LS1's, Sti's, GT's and other sorts to earn my medals therefore Idon't really care. If you were building transmissions swapping gears pulling blocks apart you'd too under stand that ****. I didn't spend 3 weeks swapping gears and synchros in my T-56 to say ... "oh my car is quick but this other guys is faster" **** that other guy.

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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRedPhoenix
Attitude or not, funny story and well told!

Nice kill
Yep.

So WTF do you have done on the LT1?
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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Now THAT make's you sound more reasonable and not a jerk.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
Those Tyco R/C cars keep gettin faster and faster don't they. I'd love to see what kind of car you own Xape. You talk more **** on these boards than anybody... but where is your magic 2.9sec car? You must be laying down 600-800hp right? Your just as fast as a Hyabusa now. Holy Freakin Cow! Your one fast ****. But I think your stuck in the land of makebelive with Mr.Charlie the Trolley man. I think you need to get out of Mr. Rodgers neighborhood.

Actually no. He really does Have it. Its fuggin mean.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 04:54 PM
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As long as Im driving my Z28 it will be the baddest ******* car on the road. Cause its my **** and I built it, damn right I have the right to feel that way.
Ah. Hubris.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
Ah. Hubris.
Excuse me but, are you in love with Heatmaker??? Did you just signed up to talk **** to him here? Please get a life........
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
I didn't spend 3 weeks swapping gears and synchros in my T-56 to say ... "oh my car is quick but this other guys is faster" **** that other guy.
Amen brotha!!
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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No...

You instead, in a show of sanity and centeredness, acknowledge all those slower and all those faster... With a realistic assessment of where your car REALLY fits in between... OH, and then you indulge in some healthy pride in your work like many of us would, too. JMO.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by XakEp
1.6 short times will get you there.

600HP is about right. Now, what times is your obsolete heap pulling down?
OKAY... Question: What makes his car obsolete???
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by unit213
Pssst...you're driving a LT1, not a Lamborghini. Leave the attitude at home
next time.
Pssst...nobody knows what the hell this guy has done to his car, but of course it is an LT1 so it must be slow...talk about an attitude...
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 12:59 AM
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UNIT was referring to the fact that no matter what, an F-body isnt high class style. I dont care what it runs, it could run 8's and the guy in the Gallardo/ Merciulago(spelling) could care less.
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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The Hostility In This Thread Is Immense! I Think I'm Going To Go Now...lol

Quit Scaring Me Guys....lol
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Stanger88
UNIT was referring to the fact that no matter what, an F-body isnt high class style. I dont care what it runs, it could run 8's and the guy in the Gallardo/ Merciulago(spelling) could care less.

Hell nether is a Mustang... but who cares. How many people own 300,000 cars?
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Heatmaker
Hell nether is a Mustang... but who cares. How many people own 300,000 cars?
I dont think anyone on earth has 300,000 cars. Quit being a ******* idiot.
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