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P'Owned Today I flushed the toilet, then went and lay on my bed, reading Stephen King's "Wolves of the Calla" (book V in the dark tower series). When I hear, much to my confusion, a trickling noise. I payed it no mind until finally it struck me...my toilet is a jackass! So, upon entering the bathroom, i see 1" of water and the toilet puking its guts all over the floor. it flooded half my bedroom, livingroom, and my roommates room. Called my dad (carpet cleaning business owner) and it was solved after 2 and a half hours. I HATE MY DAMN TOILET!!!!
I know i know, but it WAS a kill story, owned by the *******
As soon as i get my EFI -> Carb swap done ill post some vehiculat related kills. But until then, Owned
I know i know, but it WAS a kill story, owned by the *******
As soon as i get my EFI -> Carb swap done ill post some vehiculat related kills. But until then, Owned Thread Starter
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PS. my roommate bitched so much about the bathroom previously that i got pissed off and detailed the toilet just to spite him, we are talking metal polish on the valve/ flush lever, tire shine on the float ball, and polish on the porceline. I guess this makes the kill story more acceptable 
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PS. my roommate bitched so much about the bathroom previously that i got pissed off and detailed the toilet just to spite him, we are talking metal polish on the valve/ flush lever, tire shine on the float ball, and polish on the porceline. I guess this makes the kill story more acceptable
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I was pissed as hell about hearing him bitch about how the bathroom "wasnt up to his standards" (this guy wants to be an actor, takes 30 minutes to do his 3" long hair, on and on.) So i finally got tired of it and detailed the toilet. Why? I have slight OCD and was pissed, also, was curious how it would look all shiny and junk, it was impressive.
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YOU RICH BASTARD! Lmao, i cant afford the hard back and almost nutted my pants when I found Wolves of The Calla in paperback for something like $7.99 at my local Super Wal-Mart. Love it so far! Read a lot of King's works, Stephen hunter, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, and John Grisham are my fav. authors (in that order)
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I had used it as a dispose-all and it went down fine, flushed her and she took it all, not a hiccup at all, then I pissed in it an hour later and the bitch just went over (but appeared to go down, as i left the bathroom in unsuspecting good faith.)
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Admitting to the OCD....yeah I can believe and somewhat vouch for it. This thursday maybe you will have the carb swap done so we can run. But with your OCD you will want to do a full car detail and change all the fluids including rear end oil lol...tick tock til we run.
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Originally Posted by Stanger88
Well, I mean, I wanted to see how the thing would look (FYI, the lid was too porous to hold a nice luster, but the sides of the bowl/tank/lid on the tank just glowed.
Here is the offender!!!
Here is the offender!!!
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Roommate made us uneasy for a while, but he is straight. Didnt smell bad, nothing came back up, and I actually do plan on detailing the car and changeing the oil. I certainly hope my new toilet shall own many!
Originally Posted by Stanger88
Today I flushed the toilet, then went and lay on my bed, reading Stephen King's "Wolves of the Calla" (book V in the dark tower series). When I hear, much to my confusion, a trickling noise. I payed it no mind until finally it struck me...my toilet is a jackass! So, upon entering the bathroom, i see 1" of water and the toilet puking its guts all over the floor. it flooded half my bedroom, livingroom, and my roommates room. Called my dad (carpet cleaning business owner) and it was solved after 2 and a half hours. I HATE MY DAMN TOILET!!!!
I know i know, but it WAS a kill story, owned by the ******* As soon as i get my EFI -> Carb swap done ill post some vehiculat related kills. But until then, Owned
I know i know, but it WAS a kill story, owned by the *******
As soon as i get my EFI -> Carb swap done ill post some vehiculat related kills. But until then, Owned 
Stranger88, sometimes you scare me! 