What a random night...
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What a random night... So I decided to take the ol car for a Wensday night stroll. Im cruisin down a 3 lane st no traffic what so ever. A mach pulls up next to me and waiting to make a right on the intersection is a 99-04 Mustang GT. The mustang is reving his engine at us, so the guy in the Mach does the same. I look at him but he's too concentrated on the light. Meh... I dont rev, dont have to with true duals. Light goes green and I tear off, instantly pull 2 cars on the mach and walk away, I shut it down at 90 or so and the mach blows past me. At the next light the guy in the mach says "I caught you in the top end."
So my reply. "When? When I hit the brakes?" He wants to go from a 30mph roll this time the GT is over in the corner making noise. So Im like okay... The GT rips off at the green light and we roll to 30 and punch it after 2 beeps. This time he doesnt have a launch to ruin and I scamper away with no excuses, go to about 120 blast past the GT like he's got his brakes on. Next light the guy in the GT says damn what you got done? I said the muffler fell off. I give them both the thumbs up and the nerdy douche in the mach gives me the finger as he goes to pull a U.
So my reply. "When? When I hit the brakes?" He wants to go from a 30mph roll this time the GT is over in the corner making noise. So Im like okay... The GT rips off at the green light and we roll to 30 and punch it after 2 beeps. This time he doesnt have a launch to ruin and I scamper away with no excuses, go to about 120 blast past the GT like he's got his brakes on. Next light the guy in the GT says damn what you got done? I said the muffler fell off. I give them both the thumbs up and the nerdy douche in the mach gives me the finger as he goes to pull a U.
Nothing like a ***** that cant take a loss. Assuming he looks like he acts you oughta ask his bitch *** WTF his pansy problem is and tell him to try and pull that w/both of you standing outside your rides. You oughta rev him into deafness every time he goes by (no matter what direction) just for his reaction. Im pissed off myself just from reading about it. Oh yea, great kills by the way!
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Originally Posted by SSickLS1
Nothing like a ***** that cant take a loss. Assuming he looks like he acts you oughta ask his bitch *** WTF his pansy problem is and tell him to try and pull that w/both of you standing outside your rides. You oughta rev him into deafness every time he goes by (no matter what direction) just for his reaction. Im pissed off myself just from reading about it. Oh yea, great kills by the way!
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
Last edited by Avalanche; Aug 4, 2006 at 02:34 AM.
Originally Posted by Avalanche
Best part ever!!!! UPDATE! I race a girl tonight on the way home from work in a Mustang GT 4.6 that navy blue color. Well I smoke her nasty. I pull over to get some gas she fallows. "You should race my bf he's got a really fast mach 1."
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
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Originally Posted by Avalanche
Best part ever!!!! UPDATE! I race a girl tonight on the way home from work in a Mustang GT 4.6 that navy blue color. Well I smoke her nasty. I pull over to get some gas she fallows. "You should race my bf he's got a really fast mach 1."
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
That is the best comment ever!! I will be laughing about this all day!
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This is no doubt the best thread ever!!!!! Dude you are my ****** HERO. I would have given anything to see the look on her face after hearing that. You should have added that if she wanted to ride in a real man's car to leave the GT in the parking lot and youd be much abliged to give her a taste of some real muscle (in more ways than one)
YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!!!
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Thanks gents. I did nothing no other LS1 owner wouldnt have done... Just smack the taste out of cocky Mustang owners mouths one Stang at a time.
Im quite pleased by the out come of my week, I should be on VH1's bestweek ever show.
Im quite pleased by the out come of my week, I should be on VH1's bestweek ever show.
Originally Posted by Avalanche
Best part ever!!!! UPDATE! I race a girl tonight on the way home from work in a Mustang GT 4.6 that navy blue color. Well I smoke her nasty. I pull over to get some gas she fallows. "You should race my bf he's got a really fast mach 1."
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
to. Congrats on the kills and putting that woman in her place. Maybe she will ditch him, which would make the story even better. Keep us updated. 
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I seriously hope to see her at cruise night sometime to find out. From what I understand my buddy knows her bf and he frequents an A&W cruise night. Apparently from the Mach owner's perspective he beat me by 10 cars.
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Originally Posted by Avalanche
Best part ever!!!! UPDATE! I race a girl tonight on the way home from work in a Mustang GT 4.6 that navy blue color. Well I smoke her nasty. I pull over to get some gas she fallows. "You should race my bf he's got a really fast mach 1."
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.
Me: "Is it blue?"
Her: "Yeah..."
Me: "The dude with the glasses... I smoked him a few days ago on 34... I hope he's got a massive **** because he aint got nothing else goin on..."
Her: Dead silent walk back to her mustang.
I love living in a somewhat small town.