CRX = Loser.
02-04-2007, 09:35 AM
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CRX = Loser. I'm driving normal down a three lane road at 45mph, just taking a nice cruise home coming back from the park(I was playing some soccer). A HOMO.... I mean HONDA CRX goes flying by me and revs while he passes me(primered and all). I roll my eyes 
and think nothing of it at first but then see the light ahead change red 
. I make sure I am in the lane next to him up front at the light. As far as I can tell he is totally stock except for the Huge Coffee Can hanging in the back. I look over but he only looks straight ahead concentrating hard on the light like its his Broke-Back-Mountain buddies *** or something. Light goes green and we take off. I instantly start walking him and decide to let off and be a jerk, so I put my flashers on. I only went up to about 65mph or 70mph. He stays in the throttle and does the famous Ricer flyby. I point and laugh 
when he goes by and notice he is approaching traffic rather quickly. He hits his brakes and starts downshifting, he does so so hard that he starts skidding nearly rearending a car in front of him. He instantly takes a side street with his tail between his legs. I mark another kill up for my girlfriends 1999 SATURN SC2 and continue driving home normal laughing at what just took place. My Bird is in the shop getting a Transmission rebuild 
so I'll take what I can get right now.
and think nothing of it at first but then see the light ahead change red . I make sure I am in the lane next to him up front at the light. As far as I can tell he is totally stock except for the Huge Coffee Can hanging in the back. I look over but he only looks straight ahead concentrating hard on the light like its his Broke-Back-Mountain buddies *** or something. Light goes green and we take off. I instantly start walking him and decide to let off and be a jerk, so I put my flashers on. I only went up to about 65mph or 70mph. He stays in the throttle and does the famous Ricer flyby. I point and laugh when he goes by and notice he is approaching traffic rather quickly. He hits his brakes and starts downshifting, he does so so hard that he starts skidding nearly rearending a car in front of him. He instantly takes a side street with his tail between his legs. I mark another kill up for my girlfriends 1999 SATURN SC2 and continue driving home normal laughing at what just took place. My Bird is in the shop getting a Transmission rebuild so I'll take what I can get right now. Last edited by JAMcamaro; 02-04-2007 at 12:51 PM.
02-04-2007, 09:59 AM
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good kill, I think CRX's are some of the ugliest cars i have ever seen. But on a side note throwing up the hazards is a bit of a rice move, sorry just an opinion. To bad your bird is in the shop cause then the honda kid would **** his pants at how fast you flew by him.
02-04-2007, 10:14 AM
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haha saturn SC2? my girlfriend has a '98 of one of those and they're SLOWWWWW. i can't believe a CRX is slower than an SC2 haha. nice kill.
02-04-2007, 11:14 AM
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some of thoes CRX's one in 10,000 are fast i ran one one time. he has some kind of kgkskae2544 motor swap he stayed near me for a few secs and i did not put busses on him. needless to say he did not loose to bad. It scared me
02-04-2007, 11:22 AM
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the honda CRX is borderline the ugliest car ever made. it's so ugly and so pathetic that it could run 6's and it would still be a piece of ****. it's a car where even if you win, you lose because you STILL drive a CRX. anything is better than that piece of ****.
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02-04-2007, 12:43 PM
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Yeah, I did the ricer hazards for fun. And SDM1234, you are correct, Saturns are very slow. Just shows you how slow an old almost stock CRX is. I looked them up a long time ago and came up with around 108HP for a stock CRX. LOL and Saturn only has 124HP. So all and all, it was a very slow race indeed.
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Originally Posted by JAMcamaro
Yeah, I did the ricer hazards for fun. And SDM1234, you are correct, Saturns are very slow. Just shows you how slow an old almost stock CRX is. I looked them up a long time ago and came up with around 108HP for a stock CRX. LOL and Saturn only has 124HP. So all and all, it was a very slow race indeed.
+1 for 100hp cars racing.
