Crossfire Learns A Lesson..
Crossfire Learns A Lesson.. I'm going to work with a fellow co-worker following me in his Altima at 60mph. in the middle lane on a three lane highway. I am in no rush but am still doing 5mph. over the speed limit. A white Crossfire that is racing some girl in a Sedan decides to cut right in front of me while he goes by nearly hitting my front end 
! I pull my gun out
and shoot his front tires out and watch him skid off the side of the road Hit a guard rail and burst into FLAMES MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! 
Not really... Anyways, I get over into the left lane and so does he, so naturally I start honking and put my middle finger out the window to tell him he's #1
. I finally get next to him and I say, and I quote "WHAT THE FU*K ARE YOU DOING!!??" end quote. He laughs and punches the throttle like he is going to hit warp speeds and leave me in another galaxy. 
I simply hit it and pull infront of him and continue to show him the Bird 
. I finally get over and he gets next to me and says "Lets Race." 
I slow down to about 45mph. and he does the same. He looks over with a smile and says "This car cost 12times as much as yours." I start laughing and say "This car will put about 12 bus links on you." I tell him to hit it when ever he wants and he does so. 
I drop it to 2nd gear and take off Pointing and laughing while I go by him. His face turns confused and he quickly becomes a spec in my rearview mirror. I let off and slow down to see what he has to say. He approaches slowly and looks over and flicks me off. I start laughing and wave bye bye while he slowly goes away 
. I get to work and tell the story to the guys and the cool thing about it is that I had proof that the acconts actually happened because my co-worker was behind us the whole time. I feel good right now.
P.S.
Sorry for all the smiley guys, but I think they are funny.
! I pull my gun out and shoot his front tires out and watch him skid off the side of the road Hit a guard rail and burst into FLAMES MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Not really... Anyways, I get over into the left lane and so does he, so naturally I start honking and put my middle finger out the window to tell him he's #1. I finally get next to him and I say, and I quote "WHAT THE FU*K ARE YOU DOING!!??" end quote. He laughs and punches the throttle like he is going to hit warp speeds and leave me in another galaxy. I simply hit it and pull infront of him and continue to show him the Bird . I finally get over and he gets next to me and says "Lets Race." I slow down to about 45mph. and he does the same. He looks over with a smile and says "This car cost 12times as much as yours." I start laughing and say "This car will put about 12 bus links on you." I tell him to hit it when ever he wants and he does so. I drop it to 2nd gear and take off Pointing and laughing while I go by him. His face turns confused and he quickly becomes a spec in my rearview mirror. I let off and slow down to see what he has to say. He approaches slowly and looks over and flicks me off. I start laughing and wave bye bye while he slowly goes away . I get to work and tell the story to the guys and the cool thing about it is that I had proof that the acconts actually happened because my co-worker was behind us the whole time. I feel good right now. P.S.
Sorry for all the smiley guys, but I think they are funny.
Last edited by JAMcreations; Apr 30, 2007 at 07:28 PM.
Crossfire wants to boast about how much $ his car costs. What was his other "sports car" choice for all those $$$ spent...a f'ing Miata?
12X as much...so he assumes you paid $2500 for your car? Maybe he'll ram nose first into a wall and make the front end look as humpty as the *** end.
"Cross-dresser" is more like it.
12X as much...so he assumes you paid $2500 for your car? Maybe he'll ram nose first into a wall and make the front end look as humpty as the *** end.
"Cross-dresser" is more like it.
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Lol, I have a co-worker with one and he thought when he first bought it, it was the fastest thing on the road. I had my Evo back then and he told me I think I can beat you now, I was like cool 
Well that night we ended up next to eachother on the freeway, well needless to say I put a few buslenghts on him. He was taking another co-worker home so it looked even worse for him. He didnt talk to me for like a week. I had a co-worker tell me a few days later I hurt his feelins, lol 
Well that night we ended up next to eachother on the freeway, well needless to say I put a few buslenghts on him. He was taking another co-worker home so it looked even worse for him. He didnt talk to me for like a week. I had a co-worker tell me a few days later I hurt his feelins, lol LS1 Tech Stories
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Yeah, people who but expensive cars and brag about how much they spent aggravate me. A guy in a BMW 330i once pulled alongside my Z28 at a light before I blew the motor last October, and he goes, "My BMW costs more than your Camaro." My response is to nod and laugh. He guns it leaving the light, so I do too, and put several car lengths between us. I stop at the next light and he looks mad, so I tell him: "Your BMW was 40 thousand dollars, has a straight six and 260 horsepower, while I bought my Z28 used for about 8400 dollars, and mine came with a 5.7 liter LS1 and 320 horsepower (it has a K&N but is otherwise stock). I win." Needless to say, I haven't been challenged by that guy since.
Lol, that reminds me of this guy we know with an older M5, my wife had her Z06 and I had my Cobra out one night and they wer bsing, and I caught the end of the conversation. He told her and my buddy with an 03 Mach, they would have to put both their cars together to get the price of his. Well later we got on the freeway and he tried running me in my Cobra well, he ended up getting embarassed pretty bad. When we got to our hangout spot I asked him how much he paid for his car, lol he wasnt too happy.
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From: Lumberton
Originally Posted by BigRon77
Crossfire wants to boast about how much $ his car costs. What was his other "sports car" choice for all those $$$ spent...a f'ing Miata?
12X as much...so he assumes you paid $2500 for your car? Maybe he'll ram nose first into a wall and make the front end look as humpty as the *** end.
"Cross-dresser" is more like it.
12X as much...so he assumes you paid $2500 for your car? Maybe he'll ram nose first into a wall and make the front end look as humpty as the *** end.
"Cross-dresser" is more like it.
I killed one going out the back gate of our base here. It was some 1st class (E6) that revved at me a couple days earlier but I was pulling into a parking lot.
I'm a 3rd class (E4) and I got behind hind (what luck!) going out the back gate and he downshifted (I guess with the sporttronic) and pointed his finger forward wanting to go.
He didn't hang with me past mid way through 2nd. LOL
It wasn't even the SRT model. Not that is really would have mattered but I could have been interesting at least.
Then just like the LT that I roasted in the 05+ GT mustang he wouldn't even look at me at the next light. LOLOL
I love my car.
I'm a 3rd class (E4) and I got behind hind (what luck!) going out the back gate and he downshifted (I guess with the sporttronic) and pointed his finger forward wanting to go.
He didn't hang with me past mid way through 2nd. LOL
It wasn't even the SRT model. Not that is really would have mattered but I could have been interesting at least.
Then just like the LT that I roasted in the 05+ GT mustang he wouldn't even look at me at the next light. LOLOL
I love my car.
Originally Posted by DSGKB2.2
Dude, the vette in your sig is just plain SICK! ! ! Got any more pics of it? I have a soft spot for black hot rods!
Maybe Chrysler/Dodge will produce that baby Viper thing that looks kinda like a crossfire, but has a real motor in it. Forget the name, but saw it last year in the concept phase.
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Originally Posted by Irunelevens
That's a pretty funny story, and it's good to put people in their place. But I wouldn't mind rolling an SRT-6 Crossfire... they're actually pretty cool cars.
Same for that new Saturn thing. 
Originally Posted by 04Terminator
Please tell me you wouldn't "roll" in a crossfire...I really thought that only females and males with gay tendencies drove them. Same for that new Saturn thing.
Same for that new Saturn thing.
Originally Posted by 04Terminator
Please tell me you wouldn't "roll" in a crossfire...I really thought that only females and males with gay tendencies drove them. Same for that new Saturn thing.
Same for that new Saturn thing.Those things are
Definately only for chicks.