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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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long story short...
my girlfriends uncle has a 96 T/A. LT1 with some shorties and blowmasters. no internal work done at all. still has stock rims (235's) This guy has never raced his car. only played a little on the road. he has never dynoed the car. nor has he ever had any professional work done. (no tune or internal work done) He swears he has over 380HP. I told him he is lucky if he is putting down 300.

He was talking **** about my car to my girlfreind. (i have full boltons, full suspension, VIG3200, dyno tuned 326rwhp and 344rwtq, and zr1's in KD's) You know what he had to say? Those arent even real corvette rims and i said NO ****. Most ZR1's are replicas. Then he said i couldnt even beat a C6 ZO6. Once again i said NO ****!!!!!!!

He told me he would smoke me. I just busted out laughing in his face shaking my head as i walked away. My girlfriend even said "your kidding right?"
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 01:51 PM
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Tell him that if you win, his daughter gets to spend the night at my...I mean your house.

Better be careful about breakin it off in him too hard...if there's a possibility he could be the F-in-law one day.
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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you definately need to race him. even better, race me and i'll let you win. we can get it on video and you can show him you beat a C6Z
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by HTX
long story short...
my girlfriends uncle has a 96 T/A. LT1 with some shorties and blowmasters. no internal work done at all. still has stock rims (235's) This guy has never raced his car. only played a little on the road. he has never dynoed the car. nor has he ever had any professional work done. (no tune or internal work done) He swears he has over 380HP. I told him he is lucky if he is putting down 300.

He was talking **** about my car to my girlfreind. (i have full boltons, full suspension, VIG3200, dyno tuned 326rwhp and 344rwtq, and zr1's in KD's) You know what he had to say? Those arent even real corvette rims and i said NO ****. Most ZR1's are replicas. Then he said i couldnt even beat a C6 ZO6. Once again i said NO ****!!!!!!!

He told me he would smoke me. I just busted out laughing in his face shaking my head as i walked away. My girlfriend even said "your kidding right?"
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 02:39 PM
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******* posers **** talking like they know something. Roast his ***. I hate ignorant morons trying to act like they know what the hell they are talking about. Its pathetic.

Vid please. I'd like to see his Mullet flying in the wind.
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeenis
you definately need to race him. even better, race me and i'll let you win. we can get it on video and you can show him you beat a C6Z
I like this idea. Confusing the ignorant is fun.
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Irunelevens
Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him
Why pretend?
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Irunelevens
Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him
Why pretend?
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 03:04 PM
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Holy **** now that is weird^^^^

I didn't even see that post above mine.
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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nice
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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Hahaha great minds think alike.
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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I really wish my wife would let me have a mullet...
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by bad2000z
I really wish my wife would let me have a mullet...
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 05:30 PM
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i wish my wife would give me roadhead
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 05:38 PM
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheLS1Kid
Why pretend?
That works too
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bobodog
i wish my wife would give me roadhead
or kitchenhead
or beachhead
or denhead
or .....
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by brad8266
i win
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Old Jul 27, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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I love how guys with mullets are always so serious lmfao

Yeah but in my "neck of the woods" I have hillbillies like that all the time. I raced some 16 second 355 truck in my l98 from some kid talkin **** about how slow my car was and his truck was "fast as hell" or so his buddies said LOL.
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