New M5 Kill!!!
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New M5 Kill!!!
This happened a little over a month ago. I was reading another kill and it reminded me of this one so I decided to share with you guys!!
Sorry about the long write up.... but its actually a decent read!!!
This morning I decided to take the integra out for a little spin up and down a little street here by my house that is nothing short of heavenly!!! Its nearly 2 miles long.... four lanes and a center divider with nothing but open land on both sides. My car has been down for damn near 6 months... so at this point I'm like a crack ***** anticipating taking a hit.
I turn right onto the street.... coast up to 45mph put it in 3rd and gun it. Lag..Lag..Lag..Lag..Lag.........................Oh hhhhhh My Fricken God!!!!!!!!!! If drugs are anything like this I see how people get hooked!!!! As I'm braking and coming down off my nirvanna like experience.... I notice my neighbor in his M5 blasting the opposite direction.
I quickly get to the end of the road, turn around and gun it to try and catch him. Through 1st and 2nd I might as well have been sitting in a burnout box..... get it in 3rd and the car finally decides to make some forward progress. I get about 3/4 of the way and here he comes blasting back the other direction. Mind you this street has a center divider the full distance......so I hafta go all the way to the end and turn around again.
We play musical cars once more and I get the bright idea to sit at the next u-turn and wait. I hear him blasting toward me... and as he comes into full view I see he has a pasenger who is grinning from ear to ear just like I was a few minutes ago when I first got on it. When he gets in the left hand turn lane and makes another U-ey I smile.
I just know that he's gonna stop and we will have the obligatory what do you have under there conversation.... but NO!!! He just drives right by. I pull out to catch him and as soon as I get it in 2nd gear.... his rear end squats and off he goes. My turbo finally spools in 2nd and I'm feathering like crazy trying to keep the car moving forward.
Now he has about 8-10 CLs on me when I shift. 3rd gear is more feathering but I'm starting to reel him in. More traction and now I'm catching him like I do my 4 year old son when we play tag at the park. By mid 4th I was past him and once I had 2-3 CLs on him I let off. He stayed in it for a second and then let off. I guess its not in a bimmer drivers nature to do a fly-by.
We both make another U-ey and I try to coax him into racing again, but no go!!! His passenger is looking over at my car like WTF. At the end of the road he turned right on his way back up to the multi million dollar houses by lance burtons house. I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't give me the time of day, so I turned right on my way back to the poor side of the neigborhood and my measley little 600,000 dollar house.
Sorry about the long write up.... but its actually a decent read!!!
This morning I decided to take the integra out for a little spin up and down a little street here by my house that is nothing short of heavenly!!! Its nearly 2 miles long.... four lanes and a center divider with nothing but open land on both sides. My car has been down for damn near 6 months... so at this point I'm like a crack ***** anticipating taking a hit.
I turn right onto the street.... coast up to 45mph put it in 3rd and gun it. Lag..Lag..Lag..Lag..Lag.........................Oh hhhhhh My Fricken God!!!!!!!!!! If drugs are anything like this I see how people get hooked!!!! As I'm braking and coming down off my nirvanna like experience.... I notice my neighbor in his M5 blasting the opposite direction.
I quickly get to the end of the road, turn around and gun it to try and catch him. Through 1st and 2nd I might as well have been sitting in a burnout box..... get it in 3rd and the car finally decides to make some forward progress. I get about 3/4 of the way and here he comes blasting back the other direction. Mind you this street has a center divider the full distance......so I hafta go all the way to the end and turn around again.
We play musical cars once more and I get the bright idea to sit at the next u-turn and wait. I hear him blasting toward me... and as he comes into full view I see he has a pasenger who is grinning from ear to ear just like I was a few minutes ago when I first got on it. When he gets in the left hand turn lane and makes another U-ey I smile.
I just know that he's gonna stop and we will have the obligatory what do you have under there conversation.... but NO!!! He just drives right by. I pull out to catch him and as soon as I get it in 2nd gear.... his rear end squats and off he goes. My turbo finally spools in 2nd and I'm feathering like crazy trying to keep the car moving forward.
Now he has about 8-10 CLs on me when I shift. 3rd gear is more feathering but I'm starting to reel him in. More traction and now I'm catching him like I do my 4 year old son when we play tag at the park. By mid 4th I was past him and once I had 2-3 CLs on him I let off. He stayed in it for a second and then let off. I guess its not in a bimmer drivers nature to do a fly-by.
We both make another U-ey and I try to coax him into racing again, but no go!!! His passenger is looking over at my car like WTF. At the end of the road he turned right on his way back up to the multi million dollar houses by lance burtons house. I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't give me the time of day, so I turned right on my way back to the poor side of the neigborhood and my measley little 600,000 dollar house.
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[QUOTE=gsrhunter]..... so I turned right on my way back to the poor side of the neigborhood and my measley little 600,000 dollar house.[/QUOTE
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
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#8
[QUOTE=capn smokey] His house was measly in comparision to the multi-million $$ houses he mentioned. At least read his post right before you try to slam him.
Originally Posted by gsrhunter
..... so I turned right on my way back to the poor side of the neigborhood and my measley little 600,000 dollar house.[/QUOTE
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
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[QUOTE=NightWindDriftr]
His house was measly in comparision to the multi-million $$ houses he mentioned. At least read his post right before you try to slam him.
he did and rich sad cause they aint rich enough won't cut it... even if it was sarcastic it was still arrogant...isn't there an integra forum for all this stuff
Originally Posted by capn smokey
His house was measly in comparision to the multi-million $$ houses he mentioned. At least read his post right before you try to slam him.
he did and rich sad cause they aint rich enough won't cut it... even if it was sarcastic it was still arrogant...isn't there an integra forum for all this stuff
Last edited by ICEMAN 31; 09-01-2007 at 07:57 PM.
#10
I don't know if it's arrogance or some other issue, but to mention the value of his house in a kill story??? That just tells me something isn't right in the O.P.'s head. In nearly every other kill story I've read where the poster mentions going home, whether it's on this site or other site's, the story just says, "and then I turned left and went home." -- or something similar to that.
#12
[QUOTE=capn smokey] You just don't get it idiot.... the guy didn't give me the time of day because my pos integra isn't in the league of his 120 grand car... and the multi million dollar houses he was heading towards. It was sarcasm!!! Don't be such a hater third gen homo!!!....................... To everyone else besides this idiot.... sorry if I came off arrogant... I was just making a point that no matter what you have.... someone is going to look down upon you and think they are better than you!!! Apparently I didn't do a good job of it!!! LOL
Now that I think of it... I may have just jumped to conclusions and he only ignored me because of embarassment!!!!
Originally Posted by gsrhunter
..... so I turned right on my way back to the poor side of the neigborhood and my measley little 600,000 dollar house.[/QUOTE
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
That right there is why nobody gives a **** about your story, your way too proud of yourself. That is irrelevant info that you posted just because you want someone to say "wow you have lots of money, I wish I was you", but nobody wants to be an Integra driving homo. Not even that good of a story either.
Now that I think of it... I may have just jumped to conclusions and he only ignored me because of embarassment!!!!
Last edited by gsrhunter; 09-01-2007 at 09:16 PM.
#14
Originally Posted by twizted_creations
With a house like that and 4 other cars, you think he would have more class than a "teg".
#15
Originally Posted by chavez885
Yep noone cares about your integra vs m5kills on the ls1 forum,big suprise eh?
#18
[QUOTE=gsrhunter] I think everybody else is hatin on you too dude, admit youre arrogant and fix the problem. We will hate on you until then, peace.
Originally Posted by capn smokey
You just don't get it idiot.... the guy didn't give me the time of day because my pos integra isn't in the league of his 120 grand car... and the multi million dollar houses he was heading towards. It was sarcasm!!! Don't be such a hater third gen homo!!!....................... To everyone else besides this idiot.... sorry if I came off arrogant... I was just making a point that no matter what you have.... someone is going to look down upon you and think they are better than you!!! Apparently I didn't do a good job of it!!! LOL
Now that I think of it... I may have just jumped to conclusions and he only ignored me because of embarassment!!!!
Now that I think of it... I may have just jumped to conclusions and he only ignored me because of embarassment!!!!
#19
[QUOTE=capn smokey] No one is a hater but you bud. I made 2 mistakes here.... I came off as arrogant and I don't have an ls based car. Well yes I do technically!!!! I garauntee if I told the exact same story with a 700whp ss camaro... this thread would be full of people saying great kill... and good job. I understand and accept that... I choose to play in the lions den. But you are just a hater and you admitted it.
Originally Posted by gsrhunter
I think everybody else is hatin on you too dude, admit youre arrogant and fix the problem. We will hate on you until then, peace.
Last edited by gsrhunter; 09-01-2007 at 10:45 PM.
#20
[QUOTE=gsrhunter]
You what?
And my 1000 pound heavier car trapped the same as your Integra with the same HP before I sold it.
Originally Posted by capn smokey
No one is a hater but you bud. I made 2 mistakes here.... I came off as arrogant and I don't have an ls based car. Well yes I do technically!!!! I garauntee if I told the exact same story with a 700whp ss camaro... this thread would be full of people saying great kill... and good job. I understand and except that... I choose to play in the lions den. But you are just a hater and you admitted it.
You what?
And my 1000 pound heavier car trapped the same as your Integra with the same HP before I sold it.