thats funny cause ur wife said to give her 12 inches and make her bleed. so i hit it 13 times and punched her in the face. you would think that she would have learned after her honeymoon huh? j/k

 

hahaha...god damn...thought this thread was gonna die...

 

was the first time i saw it and i had to put my two cents in.

 

Hahahahaha!!!

 

 

well, im even more insecure with my manhood, thats why im looking to get me a big cam

 

04 terminator, if it wasn't for the avenger guy, i'd have to go find a girlfriend. Head has no face my friend!

 

You are a sick individual.

But I understand perfectly the purpose of bags, pillows and light switches!

 

Head has no face...hahahahaha!!! This is the best thread ever, I swear!!!

 

this goes out to all guys, ive used this since high school, actually was the reason i got kicked out "when people doubt, whip it out" some girl told the school i was on the small side of the pigs in a blanket because i wouldnt date her, so when i confronted her with "Sampson" the story changed, lol along with my high school career, hahahhaha

 

Who is Sampson? Isn't he a dope dealer.

 

Sampson is the one eyed monster my man, care to meet him?

 

so if a ws6 is super charged does it mean the reason it wines like a girl is because it has a ***** in it.

 

I thought denial was just a river in Egypt?

But I'm happy with being considered "not bad". That's one hell of a compliment in this thread

No they don't. Instead they scream "Look at my mullet!" Or "I should take my kids fishing this weekend!"