People with T/As have little dicks
12-19-2007, 02:35 PM
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People with T/As have little dicks So i was on my way to Best Buy to day going down Irving Park road (for you Chicago people). I was minding my own business when this shitbox white avenger es (3.0 v6,222hp, automatic, looked bone stock, not even a fartcan) pulls right on my *** and rides it. I am already doing 55 in a 45 so I felt no need to speed up. I pass the traffic in the right lane and he goes flying around me WOT. I slow up to about 50 when he slams his brakes to get even with me, so I keep slowing down so that he can't. I am at about 30-35 now, and so is he and then he just nails. I figure god damn this guy is an *******. I punch it and proceed to put buslengths on him to about 90, laughing as I passed with my open cutout screaming. I get in the right lane and stop at the red light. My window was down as I was driving because its a beautiful day out. At the light, all of a sudden I hear some dude screaming hey at me. I turn and look, and he is all the way over in the left turning lane with his window down. I say "what". He's like you know what, I was like what. Then he said the funniest thing ever. "You know guys who drive Trans Ams have little dicks right." 
I looked at him and busted out laughing. I said "guess what." This is a Formula dumbass, so learn your **** before you make assinine (spelling) comments. Then I gave him a smirk and a thumbs up. He made his left turn all upset.
Just a funny story I thought I should share.
Guy looked like a hobo in his late 30s He was just as dirty as the car.
This is not intended to hurt any trans am driver's feelings. If i had it my way, I'd have an LS1 T/A right now...
I looked at him and busted out laughing. I said "guess what." This is a Formula dumbass, so learn your **** before you make assinine (spelling) comments. Then I gave him a smirk and a thumbs up. He made his left turn all upset. Just a funny story I thought I should share.
Guy looked like a hobo in his late 30s He was just as dirty as the car.
This is not intended to hurt any trans am driver's feelings. If i had it my way, I'd have an LS1 T/A right now...
12-19-2007, 03:04 PM
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the kill wasn't really worthwhile, i just though it was ******* hilarious...at least ur small dick would be gettin used because you have a car that actually attracts *****, not turns it away...
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12-19-2007, 05:06 PM
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damn! All this time, I thought I bought my T/A because I wanted to go fast. (looks in pants) turns out I'm just packing half a tootsie roll. 
Good kill OP
I guess that's why Burt Reynolds grew out that Sweet a** mustache
Good kill OP
I guess that's why Burt Reynolds grew out that Sweet a** mustache
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12-19-2007, 05:18 PM
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LOL 
Thats to funny . That going to b my christmas story
People think we are trying to make up for small dicks but We have F body's because we want to show off our BIG DICKS
. I tell them not only does my car have big ***** check these out 
.DON'T hate me for your little DICK .
Thats to funny . That going to b my christmas story People think we are trying to make up for small dicks but We have F body's because we want to show off our BIG DICKS
. I tell them not only does my car have big ***** check these out .DON'T hate me for your little DICK . 
12-19-2007, 05:22 PM
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i beat a civic on harlem, and the guy said something along the lines of (kids who drive camaros are ****. imports are soooo much better).
shoulda seen his face when i walked away from his baby turbo and 75 shot like it was a tricycle.
shoulda seen his face when i walked away from his baby turbo and 75 shot like it was a tricycle.
12-19-2007, 06:01 PM
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yea we all know it's guy with trucks that have the small dicks... (hahahaha)
at least that's what my girlfriend said
When i bought this car, it came with a ***** MAGNET (Borat voice) built in !
at least that's what my girlfriend said
When i bought this car, it came with a ***** MAGNET (Borat voice) built in !
