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Old 01-03-2008, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SincalT/A
Well i think this is all relative cause on my honeymoon my wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt so i stuck it in 3 times then punched her in the back of the head.Hey sometimes you gotta get creative!
thats funny cause ur wife said to give her 12 inches and make her bleed. so i hit it 13 times and punched her in the face. you would think that she would have learned after her honeymoon huh? j/k
Old 01-03-2008, 03:33 PM
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hahaha...god damn...thought this thread was gonna die...
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was the first time i saw it and i had to put my two cents in.
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Originally Posted by 04Terminator
You seem to know him intimately...
Hahahahaha!!!
Old 01-03-2008, 07:05 PM
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She's a lesbian with a big *****.



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well, im even more insecure with my manhood, thats why im looking to get me a big cam
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04 terminator, if it wasn't for the avenger guy, i'd have to go find a girlfriend. Head has no face my friend!
Old 01-04-2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by phirepower
04 terminator, if it wasn't for the avenger guy, i'd have to go find a girlfriend. Head has no face my friend!
You are a sick individual.

But I understand perfectly the purpose of bags, pillows and light switches!
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Head has no face...hahahahaha!!! This is the best thread ever, I swear!!!
Old 01-04-2008, 12:28 PM
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this goes out to all guys, ive used this since high school, actually was the reason i got kicked out "when people doubt, whip it out" some girl told the school i was on the small side of the pigs in a blanket because i wouldnt date her, so when i confronted her with "Sampson" the story changed, lol along with my high school career, hahahhaha
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Originally Posted by Ricks99ls1
this goes out to all guys, ive used this since high school, actually was the reason i got kicked out "when people doubt, whip it out" some girl told the school i was on the small side of the pigs in a blanket because i wouldnt date her, so when i confronted her with "Sampson" the story changed, lol along with my high school career, hahahhaha
Who is Sampson? Isn't he a dope dealer.









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Sampson is the one eyed monster my man, care to meet him?
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so if a ws6 is super charged does it mean the reason it wines like a girl is because it has a ***** in it.
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Originally Posted by hurley_21_07
Formula = Not bad, but small...subconsciously needs V8 to improve self respect but in denial
I thought denial was just a river in Egypt?

But I'm happy with being considered "not bad". That's one hell of a compliment in this thread

Originally Posted by hurley_21_07
Camaro's are exempt from said rules, mainly because they don't exactly scream 'look at me!'
No they don't. Instead they scream "Look at my mullet!" Or "I should take my kids fishing this weekend!"





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