People with T/As have little dicks
12-20-2007, 12:34 PM
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So i was on my way to Best Buy to day going down Irving Park road (for you Chicago people). I was minding my own business when this shitbox white avenger es (3.0 v6,222hp, automatic, looked bone stock, not even a fartcan) pulls right on my *** and rides it. I am already doing 55 in a 45 so I felt no need to speed up. I pass the traffic in the right lane and he goes flying around me WOT. I slow up to about 50 when he slams his brakes to get even with me, so I keep slowing down so that he can't. I am at about 30-35 now, and so is he and then he just nails. I figure god damn this guy is an *******. I punch it and proceed to put buslengths on him to about 90, laughing as I passed with my open cutout screaming. I get in the right lane and stop at the red light. My window was down as I was driving because its a beautiful day out. At the light, all of a sudden I hear some dude screaming hey at me. I turn and look, and he is all the way over in the left turning lane with his window down. I say "what". He's like you know what, I was like what. Then he said the funniest thing ever. "You know guys who drive Trans Ams have little dicks right." 
I looked at him and busted out laughing. I said "guess what." Your mom seems to love it.. Then I gave him a smirk and a thumbs up. He made his left turn all upset.
Just a funny story I thought I should share.
Guy looked like a hobo in his late 30s He was just as dirty as the car.
This is not intended to hurt any trans am driver's feelings. If i had it my way, I'd have an LS1 T/A right now...
I looked at him and busted out laughing. I said "guess what." Your mom seems to love it.. Then I gave him a smirk and a thumbs up. He made his left turn all upset. Just a funny story I thought I should share.
Guy looked like a hobo in his late 30s He was just as dirty as the car.
This is not intended to hurt any trans am driver's feelings. If i had it my way, I'd have an LS1 T/A right now...
12-20-2007, 06:02 PM
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When I was in high school...lol...MAY...I used to drive an X-Cab Xtreme 4.3L...my girlfriend is a grade behind me..but anyways..shes in this medical class (its a technical high school)..and somehow they got on the subject of "big trucks=little dicks" in the class and the teacher got involved (lol)..
He was like "you know rumor has it that guys use big trucks to compensate for something they wouldnt have other wise"..
my girlfriend said "..ohhh..well my boyfriend has a tiny truck" (lmao)
he said "woaa Lindsay..didnt need to hear that..but I guess he shouldnt have anything to worry about
"
lol thought it was a funny story
He was like "you know rumor has it that guys use big trucks to compensate for something they wouldnt have other wise"..
my girlfriend said "..ohhh..well my boyfriend has a tiny truck" (lmao)
he said "woaa Lindsay..didnt need to hear that..but I guess he shouldnt have anything to worry about
" lol thought it was a funny story
12-20-2007, 06:07 PM
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Well I'd love to read all the responses in this thread, but i guess me and my tiny dick should hop in my TransAm and go bang my hot *** blonde girlfriend... Life sux with a small ***** 
lmao
To the OP, you shoud have told him you'd rather have a small ***** than a big vagina like his mom's
lmaoTo the OP, you shoud have told him you'd rather have a small ***** than a big vagina like his mom's
12-20-2007, 07:19 PM
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Well I'd love to read all the responses in this thread, but i guess me and my tiny dick should hop in my TransAm and go bang my hot *** blonde girlfriend... Life sux with a small ***** lmao
To the OP, you shoud have told him you'd rather have a small ***** than a big vagina like his mom's
lmaoTo the OP, you shoud have told him you'd rather have a small ***** than a big vagina like his mom's
12-20-2007, 07:53 PM
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12-20-2007, 09:06 PM
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12-20-2007, 10:35 PM
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oh wow! I wasn't expecting this thread to last this long! No offense to the OP. This is "by definition" 
and yes I helped with it too 
I do love the sig worthy quotes on here though! I wonder how many of these innuendos we can come up with. hmmm...... I say, keep 'em comming. I like to read what's been added on this one. haha
and yes I helped with it too I do love the sig worthy quotes on here though! I wonder how many of these innuendos we can come up with. hmmm...... I say, keep 'em comming. I like to read what's been added on this one. haha