Bizarre Kill.....
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From: Easton, MA
Bizarre Kill..... I have only once written about a kill story and I was the one who got killed, now I have a victory story but it's bizarre.... I just dyno'd my car today at Mike Dez's and was coming home on route 24, I was doing 85 in the fast lane and this car comes flying up behind me, I pulled over to the right to check it out, the guy blows by me, I follow for a bit and then he pulls into the right lane, I pull up next to him doing about 85-90, the guy is jumping up and down pointing up the road, he wants to go! What's so bizarre about that? It was a brand spanking new Hearse 
What's even more bizarre? It had um.... silent cargo... permanently silent if you know what I mean. The guy nailed it so I figured what the 
and nailed it too, it wasn't much of a race, I um.. killed him pretty quick but I must say the thing could move pretty well. The guy got off on my exit and pulled into the next lane as I was taking a right he hammered it, it sounded nice!!! The thing had dual tips and a nice exhaust note. I wonder what kind of engine those things have? Anyway.. very bizarre.
Brian
What's even more bizarre? It had um.... silent cargo... permanently silent if you know what I mean. The guy nailed it so I figured what the and nailed it too, it wasn't much of a race, I um.. killed him pretty quick but I must say the thing could move pretty well. The guy got off on my exit and pulled into the next lane as I was taking a right he hammered it, it sounded nice!!! The thing had dual tips and a nice exhaust note. I wonder what kind of engine those things have? Anyway.. very bizarre.Brian
Re: Bizarre Kill..... dont they usually have a parade of family memebers and whatnot following those things when the bodys in it?
Maybe he was attempting to steal the body and outrun the family members, and you just thought he was trying to race ...
Maybe he was attempting to steal the body and outrun the family members, and you just thought he was trying to race ...
Re: Bizarre Kill.....
What's even more bizarre? It had um.... silent cargo... permanently silent if you know what I mean
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From: Easton, MA
Re: Bizarre Kill..... OK.... I choose to be an optimist about it, If I was on my way to.... a better place what better way to go out with a final race... hmmmmm... now I feel bad, I should have let him win!
Re: Bizarre Kill.....
OK.... I choose to be an optimist about it, If I was on my way to.... a better place what better way to go out with a final race... hmmmmm... now I feel bad, I should have let him win!
If I could "come back" after death, I'd be honored to know that my driver took me on a wild ride such as that. You should only feel bad if the hearse driver had jettisoned some "extra" weight to lighten his load!
This reminds me of something that happened over 30 years ago when I owned a 67 Dart. The entire exhaust was missing except for the manifold. I accidentally cut in to a funeral procession because there was a large gap between cars. There was nowhere to turn, and nowhere to pull over. I slunk down behind the steering wheel as I "feathered" the gas as best I could. The old Dart found a right hand turn none too soon about a mile down the road!
Re: Bizarre Kill..... their is a hearse that goes to car shows. it has a 500ci big block b&m blower tubed out and a bad paint job,black w/goast flames on it.the plate says spooky nice but i still would'nt want to drive it. ow and nice kill