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Old 08-13-2003, 03:24 PM
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I was flippin through stations when a obviously cammed 5.0 pulled up next to me. So I barely got him by a car length at 100mph and when I shook off all of the adrenalin I realised I was hearing the last few bars of "it's raining men"

It was up enough that I know he must have heard it. My windows were down. I guess he won that one really.

I guess I need to stop cracking all of those gay jokes about bullitt. My mom told me "if you keep making that face it's gonna stick like that."

At this rate bullitt will be pregnant soon!
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I was flippin through stations when a obviously cammed 5.0 pulled up next to me. So I barely got him by a car length at 100mph and when I shook off all of the adrenalin I realised I was hearing the last few bars of "it's raining men"

It was up enough that I know he must have heard it. My windows were down. I guess he won that one really.

I guess I need to stop cracking all of those gay jokes about bullitt. My mom told me "if you keep making that face it's gonna stick like that."

At this rate bullitt will be pregnant soon!
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I would have asked him mods but I wanted to stick my head in the sand.

It was a mean *** 5.0. We all know that one car length could be given up by a simple mistake.
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that was probably the day you wore your new capri pants too
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Do you wear rope soled shoes?


Nice one.
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you faggggggg ...

rotfl .. just kidding .
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you HOMO!!!
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thats funny. i'm wondering who might REALLY be gay on the boards ..
i bet if there is someone they get offended a lot by our comments.
i don't have anything against people with differences.
unless they drive a bullitt.
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That's what we're here for! To offend people! I offend myslef! I'm a bastard! How can I live with myself!???
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I don't mean to offend and dick eating sissys. The **** are needed for interior design and AIDS research.

Just like retards, they are great to lay at the bottom of your door in the winter to keep the draft out! But you'll probabally slip on the drool.

that was probably the day you wore your new capri pants too
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Do you wear rope soled shoes?


Nice one.
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Seriously though I do need to stop cracking gay jokes. I got a private message here from one of our members (not gonna say who) asking if I was gay!? Of course I told him in not so many words that tuna is my fav fish. Sorry, I rock the taco!

But then I thought about it and I wonder which side of the fence he was coming from by asking in private!?

Maybe I'm wrong and reading too much into it, but hey, I won't get any *** cooties from a computer.

And on a side note: I once was told that being a homo is genetic?!?!?!? How is this possible? I would think that the first two **** would not have been able to pass it on to their children that they couldn't have would negate that theory?!

Hey but we do have Bullitt
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That's what we're here for! To offend people! I offend myslef! I'm a bastard! How can I live with myself!???

I'm an equal opportunity offender. I will offend anyone, about anything, anywhere.

heh
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That's what we're here for! To offend people! I offend myslef! I'm a bastard! How can I live with myself!???

I'm an equal opportunity offender. I will offend anyone, about anything, anywhere.

heh

Phantom, you offend me!
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well i don't know about it being genetic but i have a family member who is gay and i can't imagine why anyone would CHOOSE to be harrassed the way he is.. he never did anything bad to anyone.. and people have treated him like hes the scum of the earth.

but ya know .. there are a lot worse things to be than gay.. like ... a murderer.. a terrorist .. a black midget lesbian .. a bullitt driver ..

i've learning that judging people for the differences that they have a hard time controlling [ie race, sex, age] only causes problems for yourself... and i really don't want to be judged by anyone but my God so why should I have the right to judge?

But anyway.

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It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
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but ya know .. there are a lot worse things to be than gay.. like ... a murderer.. a terrorist .. a black midget lesbian .. a bullitt driver ..

Very well said!!
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hey, id **** the hell outta the black midget lesbian, id turn any dyke str8
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At the very least you had the sac to admit to what you were listening to...



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