DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good)
08-30-2003, 09:15 AM
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DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good) I had been up at the Fox and Hound with some fellow LS1Techies. It was nice hangin' with you folks(Cragar,X-factor,Tracey,Chris,etc.). I am on my way home and not really paying too much attention when I notice the Mustang up ahead of me is actually a Cobra...a 99-01 not an 03. So I pace him for a little bit and see if He might wanna play. The road goes 3 lanes wide and he moves to the left and me in the center and the light goes red. I am starting to get into character. The sidestreet lights go yellow. I hear his revs come up. And then...."beep...beep". The car in the right lane honks at me. It is 2 good looking girls in a Japanese small sedan(Lancer I think). She gives me the "roll down the window" sign so I do. She says, "I wanna see your car." And I say, "You're looking at it, baby." She says, "No, I wanna check it out. Pull over so I can check it out." Of course the Cobra guy is gone and I see him creeping up ahead wondering what the commotion is. Anyway, I oblige these young ladies. We pull over and one is SMOKIN' hot(late 20s) and the other is a little older(late 30s) but still looks good. The younger one was the car chick and she is checking my car out. She was also wearing this tight short skirt and tight shirt displaying her disproportiaonately large manmade pectoral protrusions(**** for you not so sharp guys) They were both pretty drunk....very drunk. The younger says, "Take me for a ride." I agree and she is running around to get into my car. Her older friend grabbed her and gave her the "you don't even know this guy speech". I gave her the " I am very harmless" speech. Well, they didn't buy it and the compromise was for them both to go for a ride at the same time. I said probably not since the cops were out and it would be quite obvious that we were up to no good. The younger one was like, "C'mooooon, just give us ride." So the Beavis and Butthead lightbulb went on in my head. I said, "y'all can both ride at the same time if you go topless." My heart stopped when the younger one smiles and starts untucking her shirt. I am thinking, "No ******' way. I've got a live one on the hook." Right then the "wiser" one slaps her friend across the shoulder and says, "Are you ******' crazy....I'm not riding topless in that thing." The younger one says, "It's just **** and I'm sure this guy has seen them before." To which I reply, " I sure have and for some strange reason I never get tired of looking at them." Well needless to say, "wiser" heads prevailed and they got no ride. We went off on our seperate ways. Thanks for reading and sorry for the tease. I am usually a pretty good closer but I just missed on this one. How many good times have been foiled by the "not-so-fun" friend.
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08-30-2003, 10:01 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good)
As the beer commericial taught us, you should always take a wingman along for those not so fun friends.
08-30-2003, 10:44 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good)
As the beer commericial taught us, you should always take a wingman along for those not so fun friends.
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good) yeah, but if u let ur WM take that fall u owe his *** something big, man, if i had 2 do that ****, they better b payin 2 get me drunk enough 2 make the bitch look good. prolly get me a hooker 2
08-31-2003, 06:44 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good) Ok thats it! I'm shopping for a Vette! 
It was good seeing you again John, sorry the night didn't go that well with the chics and Cobra.
Peace,
Craig.
It was good seeing you again John, sorry the night didn't go that well with the chics and Cobra.
Peace,
Craig.
08-31-2003, 10:54 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good)
Ok thats it! I'm shopping for a Vette!
It was good seeing you again John, sorry the night didn't go that well with the chics and Cobra.
The funny thing is is that she said that she used to have a Formula and that she misses her American V8. She got rid of it because her "soon-to-be" ex-fiance talked her into getting a more practical car.
Peace,
Craig.
It was good seeing you again John, sorry the night didn't go that well with the chics and Cobra.
The funny thing is is that she said that she used to have a Formula and that she misses her American V8. She got rid of it because her "soon-to-be" ex-fiance talked her into getting a more practical car.
Peace,
Craig.
08-31-2003, 11:14 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good)
F-bod gets the fights.
Vette gets the *****.
Vette gets the *****.
Although it still sucks to get stuck out, you should have just kept reving your car evertime the older chick wanted to talk. Maybe then she would get the hint to shut up.
09-01-2003, 04:17 AM
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Re: DAYUM....Almost(Long and almost good) John,
The Cobra kill would have been too routine for you, at least you got some kind of entertainment out of the girls.
Dean
The Cobra kill would have been too routine for you, at least you got some kind of entertainment out of the girls.
Dean
