Body Massage GO GET ONE!!!!!
12-26-2009, 04:47 PM
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Body Massage GO GET ONE!!!!! Cliffs: First massage and it was great. Sorry but it was completely by the book.
I finally had the nerve to get one today for the first time (30yrs old btw). For one hour swedish massage it cost 40 bucks but I paid 50, $10 tip. So she tells me to take off my clothes, get under the sheet face down and hit this remote with a button on it when I'm ready. So I do, but leave my boxers on and ring the bell. She comes in and turns the music on and some waterfall. She uses a ton of lotion every where and every time she gets more it makes this awesome noise that takes me back to the younger days as a kid. So she massages my back for awhile and when she gets to my neck and starts rubbing it and then goes to my hair on my head it's over. I feel that familiar tingle down below and immediately start thinking of my grandma to help calm myself. It works but every time I try to relax it's starts being bad. So the whole time I'm trying to stay focused on grandma looking at me from above and shaking her head. I'm having to stay this way because I really don't want to be told to turn onto my back with a full fledged erection. And not knowing when she's going to tell me this I stay focused on grandma.
So after about 30mins she tells me to turn over. I do and man with the sheet on me I know she can tell I have a semi erection and I feel embarrassed but I say nothing. But once she starts massaging with both hands on my chest then starts going to the neck and man it's taking every strength as a horny guy to stay focused on grandma. So then she goes to my feet and massages them but I'm not to worried but then, then she works up to halfway up my thigh over and over again and this is by far the hardest grandma had to work. I had to envision what she looked like naked and it helped somewhat but the massage of my thighs felt so damn good.
So it was done and I thanked her and went on my way. And I plan on going again in the future because I feel great.
Anyone else care to share?
I finally had the nerve to get one today for the first time (30yrs old btw). For one hour swedish massage it cost 40 bucks but I paid 50, $10 tip. So she tells me to take off my clothes, get under the sheet face down and hit this remote with a button on it when I'm ready. So I do, but leave my boxers on and ring the bell. She comes in and turns the music on and some waterfall. She uses a ton of lotion every where and every time she gets more it makes this awesome noise that takes me back to the younger days as a kid. So she massages my back for awhile and when she gets to my neck and starts rubbing it and then goes to my hair on my head it's over. I feel that familiar tingle down below and immediately start thinking of my grandma to help calm myself. It works but every time I try to relax it's starts being bad. So the whole time I'm trying to stay focused on grandma looking at me from above and shaking her head. I'm having to stay this way because I really don't want to be told to turn onto my back with a full fledged erection. And not knowing when she's going to tell me this I stay focused on grandma.
So after about 30mins she tells me to turn over. I do and man with the sheet on me I know she can tell I have a semi erection and I feel embarrassed but I say nothing. But once she starts massaging with both hands on my chest then starts going to the neck and man it's taking every strength as a horny guy to stay focused on grandma. So then she goes to my feet and massages them but I'm not to worried but then, then she works up to halfway up my thigh over and over again and this is by far the hardest grandma had to work. I had to envision what she looked like naked and it helped somewhat but the massage of my thighs felt so damn good.
So it was done and I thanked her and went on my way. And I plan on going again in the future because I feel great.
Anyone else care to share?
12-26-2009, 04:59 PM
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never had one...been wanting one for a while, though - I'm just scared it's gonna hurt. My back is overly sensitive for some reason.
don't drink alcohol before/after a massage.
drinks lotssss of water, too.
don't drink alcohol before/after a massage.
drinks lotssss of water, too.
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12-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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I didn't get to fully enjoy it because I'm easily stimulated so to speak. She looked to be in her late 30's, in shape and about average in looks. Maybe next time I'll get a different type of massag. I would like next time for the person to massage my butt and lower back.
And she massaged my face too and that was probably the best place. It felt very nice. And now my skin isn't dry anymore.
And she massaged my face too and that was probably the best place. It felt very nice. And now my skin isn't dry anymore.
12-26-2009, 07:48 PM
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I had a sheet up to my chest with my arms out on top of the sheet. Which pulled the sheet tight over me. Putting your penor under the elastic makes it worse, it's like laying on it making it not wanting to go away something I was trying to do.
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damn............no happy ending? 
Dude, if she is hot enough looking, she is used to guys getting boners all the time. By the way, what was she wearing, something professional looking or something sexy?
If you really want to avoid thinking of grandma to avoid what nature is telling your body to do...........try this therapist. If this doesn't fix your 'problem' or makes it worse
, maybe you should start posting on the ricer forums. 
Dude, if she is hot enough looking, she is used to guys getting boners all the time. By the way, what was she wearing, something professional looking or something sexy?
If you really want to avoid thinking of grandma to avoid what nature is telling your body to do...........try this therapist. If this doesn't fix your 'problem' or makes it worse
, maybe you should start posting on the ricer forums. Last edited by old_goat; 12-27-2009 at 12:52 AM.
