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Jun 20, 2010 | 09:56 PM

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Where is PETA in all this, hell those dumbasses wanna making killing a animal a crime of murder, I wanna see PETA put that seal jail.

Jun 21, 2010 | 12:23 AM

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well, the good news is the penguin went to the hospital and is NOT pregnant. they were able to extract enough dna to put that seal away for a long time.

Jun 21, 2010 | 12:49 AM

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I've heard the seal had priors.... But that's just what I heard thru the grapevine. Also, pengiun might have concieved from that day....I call being the godfather

Jun 21, 2010 | 01:24 AM

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that's not rape! That's...

One of my all-time favorite pics

Jun 21, 2010 | 07:31 AM

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This just in ... the Seal and Penguin were both males.

So what's the penalty for gay, inter-species, non-conconsentual copulation?

Jun 21, 2010 | 10:19 AM

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This just in ... the Seal and Penguin were both males.

So what's the penalty for gay, inter-species, non-conconsentual copulation?

This is just crazy. I've been keeping up with the most up to date info fom TMZ, and this info is all new to me....seeing how both are male and it's non consentual.....I believe death by rape might be a penalty for the seal. A lil taste of it's own medicine. Some countries still practice this act I guess

Jun 21, 2010 | 12:10 PM

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I think he was some kind of mexican penguin, he already called all his cousins!

Jun 21, 2010 | 12:42 PM

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they gonna cut him gooooood

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Jun 21, 2010 | 12:52 PM

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this **** is priceless!

Jun 21, 2010 | 01:33 PM

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I think he was some kind of mexican penguin, he already called all his cousins!

LMAO^^^ That was good!

Jun 21, 2010 | 01:35 PM

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I think he was some kind of mexican penguin, he already called all his cousins!

1st thing that came to mind...

"My name is Legion, for we are many"

Jun 21, 2010 | 01:48 PM

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BS ... the Penguin was asking for it.

I read somewhere that the Seal had bought dinner, drinks and a movie ealrier that evening. Also, the Penguin had worn a provacative outfit.

What did the Penguin expect?

This is great.

Jun 21, 2010 | 07:25 PM

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well, the good news is the penguin went to the hospital and is NOT pregnant. they were able to extract enough dna to put that seal away for a long time.

Nope, that's how I came along.

You didn't think the stork brought me in did ya?

Jun 21, 2010 | 09:50 PM

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LMAO!!

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why didnt the penguin just get up and fly away??

Jun 21, 2010 | 10:16 PM

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why didnt the penguin just get up and fly away??

Useless!

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Jun 21, 2010 | 10:17 PM

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Jun 21, 2010 | 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Morbid

Jun 22, 2010 | 06:49 AM

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The Penguin's parents found out about their daughter's promiscuity and then she cried "Rape!"

Jun 22, 2010 | 12:42 PM

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Useless!

you didnt know they can fly???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4

Jun 22, 2010 | 02:32 PM

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Quote:

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statutory rape isnt really rape though. you know he wanted it.

a quote from his court testimonial

" Well if he didnt like it, why was he smiling so much?"

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