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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 11:20 AM
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 11:24 AM
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Now I've seen everything..
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 11:50 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 12:05 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!
bahahahaha

see that penguin gettin raped right there? thats your cousin!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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When the seal was finished with the penguin, he largely ignored it. The penguin was physically unharmed by the incident. We can only imagine the emotional scars. ..
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 01:03 PM
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I blame video games and sex on TV! Look into that Seal's eyes! Sick bastard!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 01:24 PM
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I wonder how [B]retardedpenguin[B] is feeling after seeing a loved one go down like this....
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 01:42 PM
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jaja.
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 01:48 PM
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Hmmm...I bet that would produce one retarded penguin.
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 02:00 PM
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LMAO this thread is F'N HILARIOURS! I feel sorry for retardedpenguin......
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by FireHawk178
I blame video games and sex on TV! Look into that Seal's eyes! Sick bastard!
BS ... the Penguin was asking for it.

I read somewhere that the Seal had bought dinner, drinks and a movie ealrier that evening. Also, the Penguin had worn a provacative outfit.

What did the Penguin expect?
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 02:09 PM
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BS ... the Penguin was asking for it.

I read somewhere that the Seal had bought dinner, drinks and a movie ealrier that evening. Also, the Penguin had worn a provacative outfit.

What did the Penguin expect?
lmao! You are right.. what did it expect after all that, it was mandatory!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 02:46 PM
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breaking news!!
the police are doing an investigation, they now have a search warrant and have found penguin **** all over the seal's computer!
further investigation will determin sentencing.
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 03:14 PM
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Before


After
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 03:20 PM
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That seal looks like he had one hell of a case of blue ***** to go out and do that!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 03:23 PM
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Thats hilarious!!! Poor happy feet....
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 03:51 PM
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why didnt the penguin just get up and fly away??
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 03:55 PM
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I expect a lot more of this to be happening. Once you go pinguin there's no going back!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 05:09 PM
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that's not rape! That's...


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Old Jun 20, 2010 | 05:20 PM
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Is it even possible for a giraffe to sneak up on another animal? I'll have to go with the jackass was asking for it in this case.

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