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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 02:46 PM
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So I was just out picking up my dry cleaning, and was talking to this guy that was also waiting. We got to talking about cars and he had a somewhat snobby attitude. After we were done, we walked outside and he saw my WS6. He scoffed and said, "Why don't you lose that toy and get a real man's car like mine?" He had a Hyundai Genesis coupe. I wouldn't mind the Genesis as a DD, but calling it a "real man's" car was just hilarious.
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 02:51 PM
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I wouldve spit in his face...after I shoved that girly car up his ***.
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Slash8915
So I was just out picking up my dry cleaning, and was talking to this guy that was also waiting. We got to talking about cars and he had a somewhat snobby attitude. After we were done, we walked outside and he saw my WS6. He scoffed and said, "Why don't you lose that toy and get a real man's car like mine?" He had a Hyundai Genesis coupe. I wouldn't mind the Genesis as a DD, but calling it a "real man's" car was just hilarious.

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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by chaman
i wouldve spit in his face...after i shoved that girly car up his ***.
lol...
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 03:23 PM
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Wow fail!!!
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 03:27 PM
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Please tell me you fell to the ground laughing out loud at that *** hat.
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 03:56 PM
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hahahhaha I would of laughed so hard in his face
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 07:24 PM
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Should have told him to back up his "manly car" statement on the road.
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 07:30 PM
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so what else did you say? i couldnt have just left on that, i woulda had to ask why doesnt he get rid of that toy and get a WS6?

or **** off sausage jockey, or suck a dick you ***....
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 07:38 PM
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If that's a mans car I rather be a pansy driving my ta
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:16 PM
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Real men have dicks in their butt? Huh
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:20 PM
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should have asked him if he had a matching purse
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:20 PM
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Real men have dicks in their butt? Huh
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Slash8915
So I was just out picking up my dry cleaning, and was talking to this guy that was also waiting. We got to talking about cars and he had a somewhat snobby attitude. After we were done, we walked outside and he saw my WS6. He scoffed and said, "Why don't you lose that toy and get a real man's car like mine?" He had a Hyundai Genesis coupe. I wouldn't mind the Genesis as a DD, but calling it a "real man's" car was just hilarious.
Should of told him your struggling with your feminine side but it looks like he succeeded with his....
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:28 PM
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You should have said hey i heard those come with a built in tampon dispenser.
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:28 PM
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Lol so why didn't u guys settle it on the way out of there?
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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:30 PM
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So now we know what a "real mans car" looks like!

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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 09:52 PM
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That car comes with a big o'l vagina, the driver.
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Old Nov 4, 2011 | 10:03 AM
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Damn....Another step towards the Pussification of America...
Hyundai " A REAL Man's Car "...

Oh...Did he stop next door to get his Nails done ?
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Old Nov 4, 2011 | 01:54 PM
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I would be willing to bet money that he was joking as he said that He may just be one of those folks who can't be read too easily.
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