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why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide
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why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey - You cook over burning camel S*** - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no S*** Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey - You cook over burning camel S*** - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no S*** Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
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i asked one of my workers while i was deployed if allah specified if it was 72 female virgins or just random virgins, he got a very worried look on his face and ran off to pray
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