Funny tuning Video,dont see this everyday..
02-13-2012, 06:27 PM
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...on second thought, maybe just get the jump on you while off-guard. Didn't see your vehicle until after I posted. HA.
02-13-2012, 11:24 PM
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I know the history. "Your" file is no longer in his car. There are dozens of revisions of his ECM/TCM on my laptop alone. I stated it's a Heinz 57. There's been so many people in it, no one person can claim it. If I were him, I'd wipe it and start clean just to spite you.
Just from this post alone, I know exactly who you are. It's clear to anyone stopping by this thread. You clearly think you're Mr. Tuning Jesus. You come in to a thread about a comic video and you see nothing but a few words in the signature of the poster. Those few words are all that you talk about. Are you really that vain? Do you really think you're the only one that can tune? Give us all a break. If you really were a tuning God, you should be wealthy beyond imagination as anyone on Earth requiring tuning would know and only trust you. You're arrogance offends me. Just from the way I've seen you act in this post, I'd suggest no one let you within a square mile of their car. Even if simply having you put your hand-prints on the hood dropped the vehicle's ET by 3 seconds. I'd be afraid that if you plugged in to my car, it'd get some type of Agent Smith code. Time's a wastin, better get back to scanning forum threads to see if you can find words in a signature you don't like and blow the entire thread topic in to something else.
Just from this post alone, I know exactly who you are. It's clear to anyone stopping by this thread. You clearly think you're Mr. Tuning Jesus. You come in to a thread about a comic video and you see nothing but a few words in the signature of the poster. Those few words are all that you talk about. Are you really that vain? Do you really think you're the only one that can tune? Give us all a break. If you really were a tuning God, you should be wealthy beyond imagination as anyone on Earth requiring tuning would know and only trust you. You're arrogance offends me. Just from the way I've seen you act in this post, I'd suggest no one let you within a square mile of their car. Even if simply having you put your hand-prints on the hood dropped the vehicle's ET by 3 seconds. I'd be afraid that if you plugged in to my car, it'd get some type of Agent Smith code. Time's a wastin, better get back to scanning forum threads to see if you can find words in a signature you don't like and blow the entire thread topic in to something else.
His car does not have a tcm.
Your van wouldnt surprise me either. In any of my vehicles.
02-14-2012, 12:01 AM
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Bitch please. He tried along with two others to tune the car many times before I sent ONE file through email that fixed ALL of his problems. This came straight out of his mouth. If he wiped my file from the car he would be right back where he started, with a car that wouldnt start,idle,shift or lock the torque converter.
His car does not have a tcm.
Your van wouldnt surprise me either. In any of my vehicles.
His car does not have a tcm.
Your van wouldnt surprise me either. In any of my vehicles.
Sam, you are partly right and partly wrong with this story, and way off topic of where this post was supposed to go. Anyways, to set it straight, yes your tuning help did make my car driveable and that was after I only had a base tune from Sean and Pat. Sean did not spend probably more than 20 minutes with it and didnt even drive the car, it was done quickly on the dyno, then Pat so kindly tried to help with driveability issues and couldn't quite figure them out so he contacted you and with your very generous and appreciated help sent him a file that got me back on the road. The tune i had was good enough to be able to drive it but far from perfect, so since then it has been tweaked and retuned by Sean and myself to be where it is today, im not sure how much if any of what you sent is still in the car, i am sure there are overlapping points of several tunes in it now... I am sure that your abilities in the fbody world are awesome and if youd had the chance to drive the car and track tune it then it would have been perfect, but Seans abilities are also outstanding and since he had the time, which was not there before and also has driven and dynoed the car at our shop, it only makes sense that he has the most impact on the cars driveability.. I am not bashing anyone or discrediting anyone either, i would never do that and is not my or my shops style... I thank you for your help and recognize you as a good tuner, but you are not the only one... nuff said.... Besides the car is only a cam only car, nothing special and is not that fast to begin with..maybe someday,lol
02-14-2012, 09:17 AM
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Bitch please. He tried along with two others to tune the car many times before I sent ONE file through email that fixed ALL of his problems. This came straight out of his mouth. If he wiped my file from the car he would be right back where he started, with a car that wouldnt start,idle,shift or lock the torque converter.
His car does not have a tcm.
Your van wouldnt surprise me either. In any of my vehicles.
His car does not have a tcm.
Your van wouldnt surprise me either. In any of my vehicles.
I love you man.... can I have a hug? We should hang out sometime.
My van is awesome, thank you.
02-14-2012, 01:58 PM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=douchebag
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douse
02-14-2012, 04:25 PM
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Eh. Droid auto corrected it. I'd rather be a clumsy typer than a "douchebag".
That word wasn't even in my phone's vocabulary. I just had to add it. You're just lucky number one I guess... douchebag.
That word wasn't even in my phone's vocabulary. I just had to add it. You're just lucky number one I guess... douchebag.
02-14-2012, 04:32 PM
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Hey wheels55, this is tpibadassastro from the AS forum.
Cool, airboat, another LS1 motor being put to good use.
Everyone is surprised by a fast minvan. Honestly, is any one gonna admit to beating a minivan in a drag race. Hey dude, did you see that, "I just beat that minivan, wow that was so cool". Wrong answer, it would be, "Hey, that minivan is hanging with that Trans Am, Camaro and etc.
I pretty much stick to the conversion section of this website.
Cool, airboat, another LS1 motor being put to good use.
Everyone is surprised by a fast minvan. Honestly, is any one gonna admit to beating a minivan in a drag race. Hey dude, did you see that, "I just beat that minivan, wow that was so cool". Wrong answer, it would be, "Hey, that minivan is hanging with that Trans Am, Camaro and etc.
I pretty much stick to the conversion section of this website.
02-14-2012, 04:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4
I come to the forums because this is about how good my attention span is!
I come to the forums because this is about how good my attention span is!
02-14-2012, 06:59 PM
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In honor of letting this snowball out of control even more....
Only a "douchebag" would post an insult and not have it right before submitting, right? The name of this topic is "pure hatred spiraling out of control" isn't it? Just to make sure we're all in the right place.
No, I'm sure someone such as yourself uses the term "douchebag" on a regular basis, so I doubt that I could honestly be remotely close to the first person you've ever said that to.
No, I'm sure someone such as yourself uses the term "douchebag" on a regular basis, so I doubt that I could honestly be remotely close to the first person you've ever said that to.
02-14-2012, 07:05 PM
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In case anyone has lost their way, the thread started with a cool video that was good for a decent laugh until the 7th reply unzipped his pants and whizzed in suvette's cereal bowl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IZr...layer_embedded[/QUOTE]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IZr...layer_embedded[/QUOTE]
02-14-2012, 08:58 PM
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I'm not angry, just trying to have a great time. What's wrong with defending a friend... that's all I did. None of this would have happened if everyone had just laughed at the video as intended.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08
Haven't seen that in quite awhile.
02-14-2012, 10:26 PM
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Sam, you are partly right and partly wrong with this story, and way off topic of where this post was supposed to go. Anyways, to set it straight, yes your tuning help did make my car driveable and that was after I only had a base tune from Sean and Pat. Sean did not spend probably more than 20 minutes with it and didnt even drive the car, it was done quickly on the dyno, then Pat so kindly tried to help with driveability issues and couldn't quite figure them out so he contacted you and with your very generous and appreciated help sent him a file that got me back on the road. The tune i had was good enough to be able to drive it but far from perfect, so since then it has been tweaked and retuned by Sean and myself to be where it is today, im not sure how much if any of what you sent is still in the car, i am sure there are overlapping points of several tunes in it now... I am sure that your abilities in the fbody world are awesome and if youd had the chance to drive the car and track tune it then it would have been perfect, but Seans abilities are also outstanding and since he had the time, which was not there before and also has driven and dynoed the car at our shop, it only makes sense that he has the most impact on the cars driveability.. I am not bashing anyone or discrediting anyone either, i would never do that and is not my or my shops style... I thank you for your help and recognize you as a good tuner, but you are not the only one... nuff said.... Besides the car is only a cam only car, nothing special and is not that fast to begin with..maybe someday,lol
Id love to have a "tune off" with your "tuner" on a vehicle just like yours. I tried to teach him (yes I had to tune a car for him/the shop at his previos job because he "couldnt make a throttle cable car idle with a cam") the ways of getting it to do what I made it do but he fails to learn.
My most favorite favorite part of this whole deal was when Sean told you "I need to look at his tune in your car to make sure its safe"
I was told when I saw your car at Crandall 3 weeks later that NOTHING was changed from my file. Then he had the nerve to call me and tell me I was doing something wrong after I fixed all of your problems in one single try.
