Joke fer Wednesdey
Joke fer Wednesdey 
the reason this is funny is because that is really what we do in the military,unless we are in iraq or afghan A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my ********* so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our ***** for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that"
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