JOKE: Only In Texas
JOKE: Only In Texas Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The
driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with
the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers,
"You're in Texas, Son. When we pull you over, you better have your license
ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm
not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd
you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The
passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two
miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me! "
Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The
driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with
the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers,
"You're in Texas, Son. When we pull you over, you better have your license
ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm
not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd
you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The
passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two
miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me! "
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Haha. That is hilarious. Well, after getting pulled over for the third time by a state trooper for having no front plate, I finally stuck it up there. Yeah, I am completely legal, for once.
