Superman vs. Batman
Originally Posted by SAI
Batman pulls girls? As I recall in Batman Beginnings he never got laid, just pretended to be a playboy. And another thing...
Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.
Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.
Need I say more?
Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.
Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.
Need I say more?
Not to mention, he has the opportunity to lay the pipe with Lois Lane as superman or clark kent, and he's not tagging it with either personality.
Superman may have superhuman strength, but he's
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Originally Posted by chadtx01
Dude, Superman runs around all day wearing tights under his clothes.
Not to mention, he has the opportunity to lay the pipe with Lois Lane as superman or clark kent, and he's not tagging it with either personality.
Superman may have superhuman strength, but he's
Not to mention, he has the opportunity to lay the pipe with Lois Lane as superman or clark kent, and he's not tagging it with either personality.
Superman may have superhuman strength, but he's
how old r u guys? just wondering... b/c who gives a **** who is better..... u honestly dont have anything else better to do?..... i mean there fictional comic book people.......but hey i think there both queers.... 
Originally Posted by Frans96SS
how old r u guys? just wondering... b/c who gives a **** who is better..... u honestly dont have anything else better to do?..... i mean there fictional comic book people.......but hey i think there both queers.... 
I just turned 11, and no, I dont have anything better to do, Im at work.
And if the thread sucks so bad, why take time out and post and tell us how stupid it is? Just let us have our cheap immature laughs.
And if the thread sucks so bad, why take time out and post and tell us how stupid it is? Just let us have our cheap immature laughs.
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I've seen that gay duo once or twice. That's some funny ****.
Exactly what does Superman drive? Exactly. Pwned! Batman, hands-*******-down. I'd want to be straight pimpin' bitches all over Gotham.
I mean, Superman could carry a bitch or two, but thats it, he isn't Stretch Armstrong. Batman has a Batwing.....pppffftttt....a ******* Batwing! I am sure he could stow away a couple broads in the cockpit or the front of the Batwing where he stole the Jokers' balloons in the first Batman with Michael Keaton. I mean, he may want to put some pillows instead of clamps and **** up there.
Where is Spidey in all of this? I mean, he's a badass himself, or Jason Bourne.
If anyone saw Christian Bale on the MTV Movie Awards, he won best hero for Batman Begins. Well the guy that is playing Superman (Brandon Routh (sp?) ) awarded him the golden popcorn. Bale said something along the lines of, "This is my favorite superhero and playing him was an honor...(turns to Routh)....not to take away from Superman, but I mean....Batman.....he's a badass..." Then the crowd erupts, brilliant! Do it Christian Bale.
I mean, Superman could carry a bitch or two, but thats it, he isn't Stretch Armstrong. Batman has a Batwing.....pppffftttt....a ******* Batwing! I am sure he could stow away a couple broads in the cockpit or the front of the Batwing where he stole the Jokers' balloons in the first Batman with Michael Keaton. I mean, he may want to put some pillows instead of clamps and **** up there.
Where is Spidey in all of this? I mean, he's a badass himself, or Jason Bourne.
If anyone saw Christian Bale on the MTV Movie Awards, he won best hero for Batman Begins. Well the guy that is playing Superman (Brandon Routh (sp?) ) awarded him the golden popcorn. Bale said something along the lines of, "This is my favorite superhero and playing him was an honor...(turns to Routh)....not to take away from Superman, but I mean....Batman.....he's a badass..." Then the crowd erupts, brilliant! Do it Christian Bale.
Originally Posted by bluestreak98
Batman wins.
Hey Daniel, was that before he was with those bitches at the Master Grill, then bathed with them in the water? Then he crosses the Brainwashed Scientology **** from Hell, Katie Holmes.
Last edited by I <3 80057; Jun 27, 2006 at 11:08 AM.
Originally Posted by I <3 80057
Hey Daniel, was that before he was with those bitches at the Master Grill, then bathed with them in the water? Then he crosses the Brainwashed Scientology **** from Hell, Katie Holmes.
Originally Posted by SAI
Batman pulls girls? As I recall in Batman Beginnings he never got laid, just pretended to be a playboy. And another thing...
Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.
Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.
Need I say more?
Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.
Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.
Need I say more?
that was freaking hilariousbut hands down it would be superman,because when it comes down to it....superman is the only true superhero......batman is just some mortal guy who has a normal life but has the alter ego of batman....as well as spiderman he is peter parker but then he becomes spiderman......but superman he was born superman and his alter ego is clark kent......a lil something from kill bill but it is true.....superman owns batboy any day of the week....end of story
i am such a superman fan its not even funny....i have a two befroom condo and one bedroom is just for all my superman stuff.....i have things from superman plates and cups, to superman coloring books.....to original 1980 comic books...and a crap load of action figures
Thing is superman isn't really brave or anything. When you're indestructable, you dont really care. He really doesn't have any skill or anything. I mean, he could be the worst fighter in the world.. but when you just need to get in 1 punch... Boom, you win. That's pretty lame to me. Besides, the red undies are kinda ghey.
Batman is smarter and uses his intelligence to win. He and has Cahones. he has a badass car: see Keaton Mobile. He has a bat wing! And a boatwing! Batman is noble in that he puts himself at risk for the betterment of others.
To me if you risk nothing, then you aren't really a hero are you?
Besides, Bruce wayne > Clark Kent.
Batman is smarter and uses his intelligence to win. He and has Cahones. he has a badass car: see Keaton Mobile. He has a bat wing! And a boatwing! Batman is noble in that he puts himself at risk for the betterment of others.
To me if you risk nothing, then you aren't really a hero are you?
Besides, Bruce wayne > Clark Kent.