for those of you who listen to Bob & Tom
Superman vs. Batman
1 thing, batman has to impress a women to get in her pants, superman can have sex with the chick and before she even feels anything he's gone WOOT super quick magic rape! oh and he has xray eyes so he can look into the girls locker room (something we all want to do)
Its not like Batman has to work to impress them. All he has to do is drop his pants and they are all over him, then he can take his time and enjoy it.
He doesnt have to be "super quick"
He doesnt have to be "super quick"
Time and time agian Batman has taken Superman down. He carries a peice of kryponite with him at all times just for this reason. Also Superman will not go the distance that Batman will to win. I also think Batman spends a lot of time thinking about this so he is so ready when it happens.
As for Superman outliving Batman. In one of the story lines for Batman its the other way around. Something happens to Batman not sure if its a lazeris(sp) pit or what but its in the future and he is young and superman is gray haired and no its no the Batman from Batman and Beyond its Bruce Wayne. Its been in both the comics and Justic League the cartoon.
The biggest problem you have here is not who would win Superman or Batman but What Superman and What Batman because at this point there are so many diffrent story lines its crazy.
But for me its good old Capt America!
As for Superman outliving Batman. In one of the story lines for Batman its the other way around. Something happens to Batman not sure if its a lazeris(sp) pit or what but its in the future and he is young and superman is gray haired and no its no the Batman from Batman and Beyond its Bruce Wayne. Its been in both the comics and Justic League the cartoon.
The biggest problem you have here is not who would win Superman or Batman but What Superman and What Batman because at this point there are so many diffrent story lines its crazy.
But for me its good old Capt America!
Well since there is a request for spider man in this he is gay. Honestly why do peter parker and clark kent look like dorks without the outfit and they are both whipped on one chic. I think batman is the pimp and he just had mad money unlike superman or spiderman. Seems like none of those superheros have cars. I think bruce and james bond are straight *** pimps. Too many hoes.
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Originally Posted by MAXIMO
Honestly why do peter parker and clark kent look like dorks without the outfit
Originally Posted by MAXIMO
and they are both whipped on one chic.
Originally Posted by greggvh
As for Superman outliving Batman. In one of the story lines for Batman its the other way around. Something happens to Batman not sure if its a lazeris(sp) pit or what but its in the future and he is young and superman is gray haired and no its no the Batman from Batman and Beyond its Bruce Wayne. Its been in both the comics and Justic League the cartoon.
I think if Batman didn't have the Krypto, Superman would own him. With the Krypto, Batman gets the nod.
Originally Posted by I <3 80057
Batman has all the cool stuff and gets the chicks....as said Superman is a pansy.
Originally Posted by Mike2kZ
That's not necessarily a bad thing, if you find the right one.
Originally Posted by MESS
Flash would beat both of them! They would never catch him!
