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Old 06-27-2006, 12:02 AM
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Yeah so me and a friend have an on-going argument over who is better. I say Superman. He can pretty much do anything, even turn back time.

Old 06-27-2006, 12:13 AM
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im gonna have to say superman will pretty much kick his ***. its almost unfair since superman is really a "human"
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This would be a totally different story if it was Superman and Chuck Norris.

Superman would get pwned like a little biatch.
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Batman would kick Superman's ***.
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Superman would win.... man... it's SUPER-man, ..
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...again.
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YUP im going with chuck norris also.. plain and simple
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Its already been done in comics...Batman owned Superman. Superman is weak against kryptonite(sp) Thats all batman needs to pwn him like get some and put in on his suit and beat his ***.
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Superman gets the win but Batman pulls better tail. Nobody can defeat Chuck NOBODY well except for Christopher Walken

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Batman has already beaten Thuperman, as was stated above. Batman is smarter than Superman and more cunning.

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Originally Posted by SlvrV6Camaro
Its already been done in comics...Batman owned Superman. Superman is weak against kryptonite(sp) Thats all batman needs to pwn him like get some and put in on his suit and beat his ***.
ok whats easier to get...a chunk of kryptonite, or some bullets...if ANYONE shoots batman in the face...its over! yes it has been done in the comics...but Batman cheated...in a FAIR fight..."stock-for-stock"...superman would destroy batman...batman is HUMAN, with a tough layer of skin tight rubber to give him his fake six pack!
~both heros are badass and have their own awesome things...batman allways gets the girl and is Godly rich, BUT he is human and will grow old and CAN die...superman is...well...superman...He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound...you know how it goes...BUT hes pussywhipped by ONE chick...at the end of the day...superman can fly...and thats just the most f*@king badass thing ever...i vote SUPERMAN!!!!
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this isnt even a contest.. superman will kick batmans ***. If bullets dont hurt superman whats a stupid bat boomerang gonna do lol. Not to mention superman has lazer beam eyes lol and can fry his *** and super strength that could rip him into several pieces like string cheese. He also has x ray vision that can see if Batman were to have kryptonite on his suit.
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Batman would win lol because he has robin to help
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Superman will spank Battyman and then some. But if you really want to know who can beat Superman just call up the Green Lantern - hands down the most awesome Superhero of our time! I only know this because the guys here in the office talk about how he can use his ring to change into anything he wants including Superman! I wish I would have read comics as a kid!
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true bullets will not hurt superman but i dont get it in the original superman the bad guy would shoot superman and the bullets would bounce off his chest but yet he would duck out of the way when the gun was thrown at him!!
also the only weakness that batman had was catwoman!!
Originally Posted by SleeperZzZ28
this isnt even a contest.. superman will kick batmans ***. If bullets dont hurt superman whats a stupid bat boomerang gonna do lol. Not to mention superman has lazer beam eyes lol and can fry his *** and super strength that could rip him into several pieces like string cheese. He also has x ray vision that can see if Batman were to have kryptonite on his suit.
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Originally Posted by MrBill97396
Superman gets the win but Batman pulls better tail. Nobody can defeat Chuck NOBODY well except for Christopher Walken
Thats just because he's got a fever......and the only prescription......is killing Chuck Norris.
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Its like Camaro (Superman) vs Mustang (Batman). Uhhhhhhhhhhhh no not really, but I just wanted to say that







Originally Posted by SAI


Yeah so me and a friend have an on-going argument over who is better. I say Superman. He can pretty much do anything, even turn back time.

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Sorry. Superman may be super, but he has a major weakness. All Batman would have to do is weave some kryptonite into his batsuit. One headlock, one busted neck, and it's over.

Right now, Shelby GT500 Mustang > Camaro. We'll see what 2008 brings.

And Chuck Norris would kick the crap out of Batman. Therefore, Chuck Norris > Superman.

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I Say Batman Would Kick His ***!!!!
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Originally Posted by BT03mach-1
Batman would win lol because he has robin to help
Batman pulls girls? As I recall in Batman Beginnings he never got laid, just pretended to be a playboy. And another thing...

Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.

Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.

Need I say more?



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