Superman vs. Batman

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:02 AM
  #1  
SAI's Avatar
SAI
Thread Starter
TECH Apprentice
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 397
Likes: 0
Default Superman vs. Batman



Yeah so me and a friend have an on-going argument over who is better. I say Superman. He can pretty much do anything, even turn back time.

Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:13 AM
  #2  
SSilverSSurfer's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (8)
 
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 8,182
Likes: 0
From: College Station/Pasadena
Default

im gonna have to say superman will pretty much kick his ***. its almost unfair since superman is really a "human"
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:16 AM
  #3  
chadtx01's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,701
Likes: 0
From: Sweeny Texas
Default

This would be a totally different story if it was Superman and Chuck Norris.

Superman would get pwned like a little biatch.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:27 AM
  #4  
D Hurr is Like's Avatar
Banned
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 317
Likes: 0
From: Houston
Default

Batman would kick Superman's ***.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:31 AM
  #5  
Saad06's Avatar
TECH Enthusiast
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 653
Likes: 0
From: houston
Default

Superman would win.... man... it's SUPER-man, ..
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:32 AM
  #6  
D Hurr is Like's Avatar
Banned
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 317
Likes: 0
From: Houston
Default

...again.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:40 AM
  #7  
gabeg94z's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (3)
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,057
Likes: 0
From: houston
Default

YUP im going with chuck norris also.. plain and simple
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:41 AM
  #8  
jmurray87's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,894
Likes: 0
From: Fort Worth, TX
Default

Its already been done in comics...Batman owned Superman. Superman is weak against kryptonite(sp) Thats all batman needs to pwn him like get some and put in on his suit and beat his ***.
Reply
LS1 Tech Stories

The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time

story-0

Amazing '71 Camaro Restomod Is Modern Muscle Car Under the Skin

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them

 Pouria Savadkouei
story-2

Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph

 Verdad Gallardo
story-3

Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked

 Pouria Savadkouei
story-4

Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!

 
story-5

Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP

 Verdad Gallardo
story-6

Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

Awesome K5 Blazer Restomod Comes With C7 Corvette Power

 Verdad Gallardo
story-8

10 Camaros You Should Never Buy

 
story-9

10 LS Engine Myths That Refuse to Die

 Verdad Gallardo
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 12:52 AM
  #9  
MrBill97396's Avatar
TECH Addict
iTrader: (10)
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,339
Likes: 0
From: TheNew home of the Cowboys
Default

Superman gets the win but Batman pulls better tail. Nobody can defeat Chuck NOBODY well except for Christopher Walken

Last edited by MrBill97396; Jun 27, 2006 at 01:06 AM.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 01:12 AM
  #10  
SidewaysTA's Avatar
Launching!
20 Year Member
iTrader: (11)
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 240
Likes: 1
From: College Station, TX
Default

Batman has already beaten Thuperman, as was stated above. Batman is smarter than Superman and more cunning.

Mike
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 03:46 AM
  #11  
TUMBLRws6's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,244
Likes: 0
From: houston tx
Default

Originally Posted by SlvrV6Camaro
Its already been done in comics...Batman owned Superman. Superman is weak against kryptonite(sp) Thats all batman needs to pwn him like get some and put in on his suit and beat his ***.
ok whats easier to get...a chunk of kryptonite, or some bullets...if ANYONE shoots batman in the face...its over! yes it has been done in the comics...but Batman cheated...in a FAIR fight..."stock-for-stock"...superman would destroy batman...batman is HUMAN, with a tough layer of skin tight rubber to give him his fake six pack!
~both heros are badass and have their own awesome things...batman allways gets the girl and is Godly rich, BUT he is human and will grow old and CAN die...superman is...well...superman...He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound...you know how it goes...BUT hes pussywhipped by ONE chick...at the end of the day...superman can fly...and thats just the most f*@king badass thing ever...i vote SUPERMAN!!!!
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 05:15 AM
  #12  
SleeperZzZ28's Avatar
12 Second Club
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 503
Likes: 0
From: Abilene, Tx
Default

this isnt even a contest.. superman will kick batmans ***. If bullets dont hurt superman whats a stupid bat boomerang gonna do lol. Not to mention superman has lazer beam eyes lol and can fry his *** and super strength that could rip him into several pieces like string cheese. He also has x ray vision that can see if Batman were to have kryptonite on his suit.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 07:07 AM
  #13  
BT03mach-1's Avatar
Launching!
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 246
Likes: 0
From: Friendswood, TX
Default

Batman would win lol because he has robin to help
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 07:18 AM
  #14  
anLS1x2's Avatar
TECH Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 434
Likes: 0
From: Bellville, Texas
Default

Superman will spank Battyman and then some. But if you really want to know who can beat Superman just call up the Green Lantern - hands down the most awesome Superhero of our time! I only know this because the guys here in the office talk about how he can use his ring to change into anything he wants including Superman! I wish I would have read comics as a kid!
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 07:28 AM
  #15  
BIG ED'S 35TH SS's Avatar
On The Tree
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 115
Likes: 0
From: lewisville
Default

true bullets will not hurt superman but i dont get it in the original superman the bad guy would shoot superman and the bullets would bounce off his chest but yet he would duck out of the way when the gun was thrown at him!!
also the only weakness that batman had was catwoman!!
Originally Posted by SleeperZzZ28
this isnt even a contest.. superman will kick batmans ***. If bullets dont hurt superman whats a stupid bat boomerang gonna do lol. Not to mention superman has lazer beam eyes lol and can fry his *** and super strength that could rip him into several pieces like string cheese. He also has x ray vision that can see if Batman were to have kryptonite on his suit.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 08:34 AM
  #16  
chadtx01's Avatar
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,701
Likes: 0
From: Sweeny Texas
Default

Originally Posted by MrBill97396
Superman gets the win but Batman pulls better tail. Nobody can defeat Chuck NOBODY well except for Christopher Walken
Thats just because he's got a fever......and the only prescription......is killing Chuck Norris.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 08:44 AM
  #17  
GOHOME's Avatar
On The Tree
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 132
Likes: 0
From: Houston
Default

Its like Camaro (Superman) vs Mustang (Batman). Uhhhhhhhhhhhh no not really, but I just wanted to say that







Originally Posted by SAI


Yeah so me and a friend have an on-going argument over who is better. I say Superman. He can pretty much do anything, even turn back time.

Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 08:55 AM
  #18  
CySevans's Avatar
TECH Addict
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,264
Likes: 0
From: Cypress, TX
Default

Sorry. Superman may be super, but he has a major weakness. All Batman would have to do is weave some kryptonite into his batsuit. One headlock, one busted neck, and it's over.

Right now, Shelby GT500 Mustang > Camaro. We'll see what 2008 brings.

And Chuck Norris would kick the crap out of Batman. Therefore, Chuck Norris > Superman.

Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 09:31 AM
  #19  
onsracing's Avatar
On The Tree
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 130
Likes: 0
From: Austin, TX
Default

I Say Batman Would Kick His ***!!!!
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2006 | 09:33 AM
  #20  
SAI's Avatar
SAI
Thread Starter
TECH Apprentice
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 397
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by BT03mach-1
Batman would win lol because he has robin to help
Batman pulls girls? As I recall in Batman Beginnings he never got laid, just pretended to be a playboy. And another thing...

Michael Jackson has a ton of money, a lot of cool toys and likes to hang out with little boys.

Batman............invites little boys over, impresses them with his toys, dresses them up and calls them Robin.

Need I say more?
Reply



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:22 PM.

story-0
Amazing '71 Camaro Restomod Is Modern Muscle Car Under the Skin

Slideshow: This heavily modified 1971 Camaro mixes classic muscle car styling with a fifth-generation Camaro interior and modern LS3 power.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:06:42


VIEW MORE
story-1
6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them

Slideshow: From wobbling harmonic balancers to failed EBCMs, these are the issues that define long-term C5 ownership and what repairs typically involve.

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-05-07 18:44:57


VIEW MORE
story-2
Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph

Slideshow: A modern Camaro transformed into a retro icon, this limited-run "Bandit" build blends nostalgia with brute force in a way few revivals manage.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-21 13:57:02


VIEW MORE
story-3
Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked

Slideshow: Cadillac didn't just crash the high-performance luxury vehicle party, it showed up loud, supercharged, and occasionally a little unhinged...

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-04-16 10:05:15


VIEW MORE
story-4
Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!

Slideshow: Top ten most powerful Chevy trucks ever made

By | 2026-03-25 09:22:26


VIEW MORE
story-5
Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP

Slideshow: Hennessey has turned the Silverado ZR2 into a 700-hp off-road monster with supercharged V8 power and a limited production run.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-24 18:57:52


VIEW MORE
story-6
Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes

Slideshow: A one-off sports car that looks like a vintage Italian exotic-but hides a C6 Corvette underneath-just sold for the price of a new mid-engine Corvette.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-23 18:53:41


VIEW MORE
story-7
Awesome K5 Blazer Restomod Comes With C7 Corvette Power

Slideshow: A heavily reworked 1972 K5 Blazer swaps its off-road roots for a low-slung street-focused build with modern V8 power.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-09 18:08:45


VIEW MORE
story-8
10 Camaros You Should Never Buy

Slideshow: There are thousands of used Camaros on the market but we think you should avoid these 10

By | 2026-02-17 17:09:30


VIEW MORE
story-9
10 LS Engine Myths That Refuse to Die

Slideshows: Which one of these myths do you believe?

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-01-28 18:10:11


VIEW MORE