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Old 06-01-2007 | 03:30 PM
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I'm getting paid to not do **** wooo.
Old 06-01-2007 | 03:30 PM
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Ted Dibiase
Old 06-01-2007 | 04:24 PM
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a pitbull..
Old 06-01-2007 | 04:28 PM
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Chuck mother Fkin Norrrrrrrrrrisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ss
Old 06-01-2007 | 04:37 PM
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Uhm, that_guy's LT5 thread.
Old 06-01-2007 | 07:39 PM
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Pollution didn't put a hole in the o-zone, a round house kick form Chuck Norris did.
Old 06-02-2007 | 02:50 PM
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In their prime? And in reality? Chuck Norris.
Old 06-02-2007 | 09:26 PM
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

so imma go with the chuckster
Old 06-02-2007 | 09:32 PM
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tony jaa > everyone named so far...
Old 06-02-2007 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by J2DSCO
Uhm, that_guy's LT5 thread.
Lol ur funny my votes still for steven
Old 06-03-2007 | 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ROCNDAV
Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

I have that same picture but it has tito ortiz head on the guy dancing.
Old 06-04-2007 | 01:08 PM
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Wow, I've got one. If Chuck Norris were to ever step into a puddle of water, he wouldn't get wet, the water would get Chuck Norris...

Here's some others.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Ok that's enough for now.

Last edited by I8ASaleen; 06-04-2007 at 01:22 PM. Reason: Found some good ones.
Old 06-04-2007 | 01:38 PM
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I've got one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A
Old 06-04-2007 | 01:50 PM
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chuck norris owns all


http://img.consumating.com/photos/13766/large/47284.jpg
Old 06-04-2007 | 02:23 PM
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thats from Lonewolf McQuade...haha old school chuck movie
Old 06-04-2007 | 02:31 PM
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if only chuck norris knew how to launch ha-dou-kens
Old 06-04-2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by irbs
I have that same picture but it has tito ortiz head on the guy dancing.
I want to see that
Old 06-04-2007 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ROCNDAV
Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

LMFAO HAHAHA
Old 06-04-2007 | 09:10 PM
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Bill Brasky over both of them. The guy sweats Gatorade...that's pretty impressive.
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The fact that you posted this is terrible we all know the clear answer. Let's just hope doesn't get word of this for all our sakes.



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