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Old Jun 1, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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I'm getting paid to not do **** wooo.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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a pitbull..
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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Chuck mother Fkin Norrrrrrrrrrisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ss
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 04:37 PM
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Uhm, that_guy's LT5 thread.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 07:39 PM
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Pollution didn't put a hole in the o-zone, a round house kick form Chuck Norris did.
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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In their prime? And in reality? Chuck Norris.
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

so imma go with the chuckster
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Old Jun 2, 2007 | 09:32 PM
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tony jaa > everyone named so far...
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by J2DSCO
Uhm, that_guy's LT5 thread.
Lol ur funny my votes still for steven
Old Jun 3, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ROCNDAV
Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

I have that same picture but it has tito ortiz head on the guy dancing.
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 01:08 PM
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Wow, I've got one. If Chuck Norris were to ever step into a puddle of water, he wouldn't get wet, the water would get Chuck Norris...

Here's some others.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Ok that's enough for now.

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Old Jun 4, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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I've got one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 01:50 PM
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chuck norris owns all


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Old Jun 4, 2007 | 02:23 PM
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thats from Lonewolf McQuade...haha old school chuck movie
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 02:31 PM
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if only chuck norris knew how to launch ha-dou-kens
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by irbs
I have that same picture but it has tito ortiz head on the guy dancing.
I want to see that
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ROCNDAV
Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

LMFAO HAHAHA
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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Bill Brasky over both of them. The guy sweats Gatorade...that's pretty impressive.
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The fact that you posted this is terrible we all know the clear answer. Let's just hope doesn't get word of this for all our sakes.



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