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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ls1_doc
HAHA i love that movie ... beverly hills ninja ... good ol Chris Farley
Yeah, I miss that fat sonofabitch.
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 07:52 AM
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when the boogey-man goes to bed at night... he checks his closet for chuck norris.
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 10:48 AM
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when the boogey-man goes to bed at night... he checks his closet for chuck norris.
that one killed me.
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 10:51 AM
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what about johnathan brandis? he did learn from the best. (sidekicks haha)
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by MAXIMO
I dont think he dose pushups he uses the TOTAL GYM for all his workout needs.
haha ok i guess your right!

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by gun4hire
Yeah, I miss that fat sonofabitch.
yeah i wish he wouldnt have died!
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 06:49 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt believe in the periodic tables......He only believes in the element of SURPRISE!!
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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van damme would kick his ***
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 07:22 PM
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Damnit^^ I thought I was going to be the first to vote for van damme, but my vote only goes to the van damme in Blood Sport 2.
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 09:12 PM
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the original Bloodsport, van damme fought the guy BLIND, and still kicked his ***. And in Kickboxer, he would own Norris
Old Aug 29, 2006 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by GrAmO
I remember Bruce Leroy but dont remember where from.
"My baby's daddy" with Anthony Hamilton. I love that movie
Old Aug 30, 2006 | 07:28 AM
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Chuck Norris actually died a few years ago...But death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet...


Chuck Norris ftw!

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Old Sep 3, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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Me.............Come get some.......
Old Sep 3, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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Old Sep 4, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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i go for chuck hands down. i heard that he fought bruce lee and amost won it was a close one i heard
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 01:02 PM
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Are you ******* kidding? ******* chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 01:02 PM
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My money is on Jack Bauer...

When Jack Bauer is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Jack stares into the sun, the sun flintches.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding

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Old Jun 1, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by K Bo
Steven Segal would destroy them both.
now where talking lol
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Need to change title to STILL bored at work.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 03:23 PM
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I'm in the same boat... stupid cubicles



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