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Old 08-25-2006, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SUTTERERMAN85
chuck norris hands down...

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed hitler

LOL wtf

chuck norris...he can do anything and beat anything
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:58 PM
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chuck norris

mr norris one gave a goat mouth to mouth to save it. than round house kicked it in the face and killed it.

because what the good chuck give and the good chuck take
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:02 PM
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Chuck Norris for sure...

Chuck Norris doesnt push himself up when hes doing pushups..... HE PUSHES THE WORLD DOWN..

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Old 08-25-2006, 10:24 PM
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chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Old 08-25-2006, 11:28 PM
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Matt Hughes...but voted for Chuck
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Old 08-26-2006, 02:34 PM
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:37 PM
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Mr. T circa A-Team all the way......
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:02 PM
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Moe from the three stooges. He'd poke both their ****** eyes out
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:48 PM
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Chuckee chesses for the kill.
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Chuck Norris...Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ***. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Old 08-27-2006, 02:25 PM
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Old 08-27-2006, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by AGRV8D
Chuck Norris or Van Damme
Off topic?? Does it say no Chuck Norris or Van Damme votes??
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by K Bo
Steven Segal would destroy them both.
I actually have evidence that Seagal was talking **** about Norris and Norris's 65 year old friend made him pass out...twice...and the second time Seagal pissed his pants.
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Originally Posted by Doomsday
When I say who's the master?, you say Shonuff.
HOLY CRAP i love that movie...i havnt seen it in years...whats it called again...oh and chuck all the way
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Old 08-28-2006, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BlOWNSS
Mr. T circa A-Team all the way......
Hell ya, Mr. T ownz!

Once a town was suffering from a bout of constipation, so they brought in Mr. T.
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He literally scared the **** outta them.
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TUMBLRws6
HOLY CRAP i love that movie...i havnt seen it in years...whats it called again...oh and chuck all the way

The Last Dragon
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:04 AM
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chuck norris was born in a log cabin....

that he built with his bare hands.
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Old 08-28-2006, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by logo_craig
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. so im gonna have to go with Chuck!
I dont think he dose pushups he uses the TOTAL GYM for all his workout needs.
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I think Haru, the White Ninja would lay waste to all!!
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HAHA i love that movie ... beverly hills ninja ... good ol Chris Farley
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