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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 01:51 PM
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Default STILL bored at work A YEAR LATER.. who would win?

Chuck Norris or Van Damme

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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Chuck... EASY MONEY
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Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

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Chuck Norris always wins.
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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Steven Segal would destroy them both.
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Originally Posted by ROCNDAV
Chuck, he's bad ***.

Van Damme, dances too much.

now thats funny right there!
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so booooored...my money is on ditka!
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now thats funny right there!

I also jacked this one from the animated gif thread on our sister "seat stays up site"

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cant beat the round house kick to the head
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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Y would chuck always win?
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by K Bo
Steven Segal would destroy them both.

damn I was going to post that up LOL
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umm def Jet Li FTW
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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............

Screw both them bitches, the winner can take on Ralph Macchio.
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 04:44 PM
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Ohhh but noone is a match for BRUCE LEROY!!!! SHOO NUFFF!!! (let's see who knows where that came from).
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 04:47 PM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. so im gonna have to go with Chuck!
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Ls1_axxxman
Ohhh but noone is a match for BRUCE LEROY!!!! SHOO NUFFF!!! (let's see who knows where that came from).
I remember Bruce Leroy but dont remember where from.
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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The Last Dragon? maybe
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 05:02 PM
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When I say who's the master?, you say Shonuff.
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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 05:53 PM
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chuck norris hands down...

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed hitler
Old Aug 25, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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Mike Ditka would win!



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