It's official the war is over.....
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It's official the war is over..... REDNECKS IN IRAQ - Not to be taken literally. The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
They've also been given "Special Forces Git 'R' Done" ball caps and a lifetime supply of Beechnut. And they've been told if they are successful Hank Williams Jr. will personnally come to their house.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
They've also been given "Special Forces Git 'R' Done" ball caps and a lifetime supply of Beechnut. And they've been told if they are successful Hank Williams Jr. will personnally come to their house.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Scary thing - it would probably work!!
But, really, if we could take the gloves off, kick some serious *** without CNN, MSNBC, and CBS covering every move, things would be better. But, some ******* liberal asswipe will always be there to point out the human rights violators and make examples of poor privates and corporals who don't want to be there anyways.
I'm thinking it should be like the South Park when Santa is shot down over Bagdad. Some serious shitkicking, blow stuff up, waste all the bastards kinda thing! (Laughing to myself - "You're going to shock Santa's *****?"
).
But, really, if we could take the gloves off, kick some serious *** without CNN, MSNBC, and CBS covering every move, things would be better. But, some ******* liberal asswipe will always be there to point out the human rights violators and make examples of poor privates and corporals who don't want to be there anyways.
I'm thinking it should be like the South Park when Santa is shot down over Bagdad. Some serious shitkicking, blow stuff up, waste all the bastards kinda thing! (Laughing to myself - "You're going to shock Santa's *****?"
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