FIRST DEGREE
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> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>
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> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
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> The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast
> is clear."
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> SECOND DEGREE
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> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
> mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>
>
> The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
>
>
> So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>
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> The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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> THIRD DEGREE
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>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out
>and buys a gun.
>
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>She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
>she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
>She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
>overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
>
>
>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
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>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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> FOURTH DEGREE
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>
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
> proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
>
> A friend says, "OK, what' s the capital of Wisconsin ?"
>
>
> The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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> FIFTH DEGREE
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> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
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> "Is it mine?"
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> SIXTH DEGREE
>
>
> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
> Wade was about.
>
>
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
> George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "
>
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>SEVENTH DEGREE
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>
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
>reported the crime.
>
>
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
>unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
>approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
>the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
>on the steps.
>
>
> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all
>my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
>
>
> They send me a BLIND policeman."
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Those were great....LMAO!

 

Hahahaaaa, those are pretty good.

 

lol those were good.

 

does anyone else think it ads a little something that he spelled BLONDE wrong in the title?

 

 

My wife didn't know why they were supposed to funny (blonde Daahh!)

Why aren't you guys racing!!!!

 

I did go to the track. Got a best 60ft thanks to you. 1.751 60ft 12.82@104.99 with the GTO. I made a small mistake and had 3/4 of a tank of bad gas. Guess I wont be getting it from Kroger any more Just to damn cold to stay out there to long. Hopefully we will be out next week with the new project if all goes well

Thanks,
Amber

 

I thought misspelling Blonde was a cute way of showing all blonde's like jokes once in a while

Amber

 

Lol....

 

Nice....

 

Congrats on the new best 60ft. Sucks about the bad gas though


I missed the spelling part.lol. I was talking about Sheila being a blonde and not getting the jokes

I'll see ya'll out next week!