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Old 12-21-2007, 01:19 AM
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damn this story is funny
Old 12-21-2007, 07:12 AM
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no effin WAY! Man that was hilarious! sucks about your car though man.
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Originally Posted by Jip99z
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Making out with hot secretary... Free...


Who said the secretary was hot? Then again, who said it was a she??? I just read "a secretary".
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It's a new day, do we get an update on the aftermath?
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Also...Can I send in for an autograph?
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Originally Posted by ZRO
So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.

ROFL... if your going to do something, do it right...You knocked it out!!
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I wish I could have been there to see it...
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Originally Posted by ZRO
So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.

Hey look at it this way, for some people this is an everyday occurrence.
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WHAT HAPPENED at work today?
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He must have gotten fired and his only way on the internet was at work
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Originally Posted by Grimlock1968
He must have gotten fired and his only way on the internet was at work
Old 12-21-2007, 10:41 AM
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How did I not see this earlier! Amazing!
Old 12-21-2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by BigBronco
How did I not see this earlier! Amazing!
You didnt get the memo obviously. Anyways this almost turned out into a sitcom it sounded that good.
Old 12-21-2007, 11:16 AM
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"Yeahhh...We need to talk about your conduct at the Christmas party last night. Mmmk? Oh, and I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and pay for the steam cleaning in my car. Mmmk?"
Old 12-21-2007, 11:22 AM
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Dude has not logged back in since he posted this thread. LOL
Old 12-21-2007, 11:31 AM
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Looks like he wont be getting and gold stars for employee of the month..



anyways i call bs unless he responed back with proof
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^^^ Hahaha..
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[QUOTE=-Ross-;8345873]"Yeahhh...We need to talk about your conduct at the Christmas party last night. Mmmk? Oh, and I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and pay for the steam cleaning in my car. Mmmk?"




[LOL I thought I was the only one around here that saw/remembered that movie. You forgot the guys stapler, someone took his stapler, he's not going to go anywhere until he gets his stapler back.
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He'll be in the basement taking care of the roach problem.
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Here is pics




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