My Company Christmas Party experience sucked
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So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.
ROFL... if your going to do something, do it right...You knocked it out!!
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So it was my company xmas party last night and I didn't even want to go, but i decided to make an appearance just to say I went. So it was an open bar and I started to drink heinikins and jagerbombs (no my new haircut) and doing tequila shots with some of my coworkers. In about two hours I was completely hammered, I ended up making out with a secretary in front of everyone, cursing at one of my bosses I didn't like, dancing the electric slide terribly, falling on my ***, and taking my shirt off. Then someone told me that i should leave b4 i do anything else stupid and I jumped in my car and slammed into a post, ripping off my bumper and denting the quarter panel. Everyone saw because the restaurant was outside by the street with tables on the sidewalk. Someone had to park my car and my boss and his wife had drive me home. To top it off, on the drive home i puked in his car. Yea, work tomorrow should be fun.
Hey look at it this way, for some people this is an everyday occurrence.
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[QUOTE=-Ross-;8345873]"Yeahhh...We need to talk about your conduct at the Christmas party last night. Mmmk? Oh, and I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and pay for the steam cleaning in my car. Mmmk?"
[LOL I thought I was the only one around here that saw/remembered that movie. You forgot the guys stapler, someone took his stapler, he's not going to go anywhere until he gets his stapler back.
[LOL I thought I was the only one around here that saw/remembered that movie. You forgot the guys stapler, someone took his stapler, he's not going to go anywhere until he gets his stapler back.