How to: Get even with Nigerian Scammers! LOL
#1
How to: Get even with Nigerian Scammers! LOL
I seen this when I was searching for info on some of the scams they try. This one is pretty funny. This guy got back by sending soem bricks and some trash back to the Nigerian with the prepaid label that he was shipped. Then he added **** You on the bricks. LMFAO
http://www.joewein.net/419/fraud-bidpay-get-even.htm
this may be old but its funny.
http://www.joewein.net/419/fraud-bidpay-get-even.htm
this may be old but its funny.
#3
Jesus Christ...he filled the box above with the following as well...LMFAO!
First of all you have to start with a good sound box. Line the box with good heavy plastic and then with cardboard so the plastic does not tear. After all this is going all the way to Nigeria. Lay the concrete pavers on the cardboard and write a little note to the buyer, like "**** YOU" or whatever you believe most professional.
Second, you need to add some packing material. I decided that used cat litter with all the goodies that go along with it. It makes great filler, but unfortunately it adds no value to sent removal. I also added some old Little Friskies cans with some of the savory juices I rescued out of the trash can in the garage.
Third, if you still need packing material I suggest something from the yard. I happen to have 6 dogs that can produce a large amount of recycled packing material. Fill the box as much as you can with this biodegradable packing material that has been recycled at least once already. Last, add a surprise to the package, a little something extra to really make their day. I found "Sparky" the sail squirrel out on Hatch Rd near the end of my street. Sparky looked a little run down and needed a vacation, so I encouraged him to accompany the note and packing material to Nigeria to further get my point across that I don't like people who have nothing better to do than try and screw over people selling or buying items off the internet.
First of all you have to start with a good sound box. Line the box with good heavy plastic and then with cardboard so the plastic does not tear. After all this is going all the way to Nigeria. Lay the concrete pavers on the cardboard and write a little note to the buyer, like "**** YOU" or whatever you believe most professional.
Second, you need to add some packing material. I decided that used cat litter with all the goodies that go along with it. It makes great filler, but unfortunately it adds no value to sent removal. I also added some old Little Friskies cans with some of the savory juices I rescued out of the trash can in the garage.
Third, if you still need packing material I suggest something from the yard. I happen to have 6 dogs that can produce a large amount of recycled packing material. Fill the box as much as you can with this biodegradable packing material that has been recycled at least once already. Last, add a surprise to the package, a little something extra to really make their day. I found "Sparky" the sail squirrel out on Hatch Rd near the end of my street. Sparky looked a little run down and needed a vacation, so I encouraged him to accompany the note and packing material to Nigeria to further get my point across that I don't like people who have nothing better to do than try and screw over people selling or buying items off the internet.
#4
I found "Sparky" the sail squirrel out on Hatch Rd near the end of my street. Sparky looked a little run down and needed a vacation, so I encouraged him to accompany the note and packing material
#5
Hell, that's nothing compared to what goes on over at http://www.thescambaiter.com
Those guys take it to a whole new level. Can they get a guy to dangle a laptop from his cajones, stand naked hold two flaming torches, and take a picture? Yes, they can.
Can they convince a guy he is about to become a porno star, and convince him to rub a mixture of hot ground pepper and menthol rub on his nads? Over and over? Yes, they can.
Some of their taped phone conversations are hilarious. Worth registering there to check out their stuff.
Those guys take it to a whole new level. Can they get a guy to dangle a laptop from his cajones, stand naked hold two flaming torches, and take a picture? Yes, they can.
Can they convince a guy he is about to become a porno star, and convince him to rub a mixture of hot ground pepper and menthol rub on his nads? Over and over? Yes, they can.
Some of their taped phone conversations are hilarious. Worth registering there to check out their stuff.
#6