Got pulled over at 145
Got pulled over at 145 I was on my way home from a friends house driving down Cypress Rosehill, went to pass someone and when I got on it I didn't feel like letting off 
. Next thing you know a cop coming the opposite way flips his lights on and all I can say is **** lol. He turned around and it took him about a mile to catch up to me (now doing the actual speed limit). He walks up to my car with his hand on his gun and I'm just laughing cause he didn't have his radar on and there was no way for him to tell how fast I was going. He walks up to my car and asks me if I lost my mind and I was like... Sort of... He asked me how fast I was going and I told him 100 (lol), he was like I can **** up your whole life right now and I was just thinkin... I really doubt it. So he asked me if I thought it was funny, I kind of had a smirk on my face, and I told him no, although I really did I wasn't really trying to **** him off. Anyways, he told me jail or have him call my mom and tell her I was a jack ***, so I let him talk to my mom and she got kind of pissed, then I told her the cop was full of **** and she believed me 
. Moral of the story, never trust your radar, cause it won't catch em all.
. Next thing you know a cop coming the opposite way flips his lights on and all I can say is **** lol. He turned around and it took him about a mile to catch up to me (now doing the actual speed limit). He walks up to my car with his hand on his gun and I'm just laughing cause he didn't have his radar on and there was no way for him to tell how fast I was going. He walks up to my car and asks me if I lost my mind and I was like... Sort of... He asked me how fast I was going and I told him 100 (lol), he was like I can **** up your whole life right now and I was just thinkin... I really doubt it. So he asked me if I thought it was funny, I kind of had a smirk on my face, and I told him no, although I really did I wasn't really trying to **** him off. Anyways, he told me jail or have him call my mom and tell her I was a jack ***, so I let him talk to my mom and she got kind of pissed, then I told her the cop was full of **** and she believed me . Moral of the story, never trust your radar, cause it won't catch em all. Haha I'm about to turn 18, my mom doesn't give a ****, I told her the cop was bull shitting and she said as long as I don't have to pay for a ticket she said it's cool lol. I stopped cause I didn't feel like getting arrested I was thinking about taking off before he could turn around but I figured he'd have my plates anyways
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Actually he could have written you a ticket for 100mph since you admitted you were going that fast. Even though he didn't get radar on your, your admission to your speed is more than enough.
You got lucky.
William
You got lucky.
William
had your plates at 140 going the opposite way........... 
What department was it? Sherriff's, Constable, DPS, or what? Out there is a couple of county lines.
You we're lucky, he could have made things a lot worse even if you ended up getting off.
Vernon
You we're lucky, he could have made things a lot worse even if you ended up getting off.
Vernon
Yeah he gave me an option before he asked me how fast I was going though, call a parent or go to jail hahaha. Seeing as how my parents gave up on me a long time ago, I said **** it and let him call my mom lol. It was a Tomball Constable so I'm pretty sure he was justified in pulling me over.
Hahaha, actually I do have another pretty story, and even if you were being sarcastic I'm telling yall anyways. I was riding in a friends truck yesterday, I think we were doing about 80 down 249 and I decided to hop out and stand on the running board. Before we knew it some old hag pulled up next to us and started screaming something along the lines of "What the **** are you doing, you could kill him!" well when I realized she was going to start chasing us I hopped in the car. We went down brown road and decided we couldn't take the woman to my house so we pulled through a ghetto *** neighbor hood and turned around, pulled back on to 249 and she chased us all through Tomball for about 30 minutes all while she's on the phone with the cops. Finally we lost her by pulling into oncoming traffic leaving her without enough room to pull behind us. Was fun.
Hahaha, actually I do have another pretty story, and even if you were being sarcastic I'm telling yall anyways. I was riding in a friends truck yesterday, I think we were doing about 80 down 249 and I decided to hop out and stand on the running board. Before we knew it some old hag pulled up next to us and started screaming something along the lines of "What the **** are you doing, you could kill him!" well when I realized she was going to start chasing us I hopped in the car. We went down brown road and decided we couldn't take the woman to my house so we pulled through a ghetto *** neighbor hood and turned around, pulled back on to 249 and she chased us all through Tomball for about 30 minutes all while she's on the phone with the cops. Finally we lost her by pulling into oncoming traffic leaving her without enough room to pull behind us. Was fun.
Hahaha, actually I do have another pretty story, and even if you were being sarcastic I'm telling yall anyways. I was riding in a friends truck yesterday, I think we were doing about 80 down 249 and I decided to hop out and stand on the running board. Before we knew it some old hag pulled up next to us and started screaming something along the lines of "What the **** are you doing, you could kill him!" well when I realized she was going to start chasing us I hopped in the car. We went down brown road and decided we couldn't take the woman to my house so we pulled through a ghetto *** neighbor hood and turned around, pulled back on to 249 and she chased us all through Tomball for about 30 minutes all while she's on the phone with the cops. Finally we lost her by pulling into oncoming traffic leaving her without enough room to pull behind us. Was fun.
To tell you the truth, I agree with you, except on the part about chopping my ***** off, that's why my girlfriend takes birth control . I'm not allowed to race my dirtbikes anymore and I have to get my adrenaline rush somehow...
. I'm not allowed to race my dirtbikes anymore and I have to get my adrenaline rush somehow... 
that cop is the dad of this girl that use to ride my school bus (lol back in jr.high). if you see him on that road, he is either going to work or going back home from work and isnt on duty- thats why your radar didnt go off. hes pulled me over before on the same road but didnt do anything because he was off duty. he usually just flashes his lights at you and keeps going, but you were obviously over-doin' it lol