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Old 10-17-2008, 11:42 AM
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or go the easy way and become a cop, i was in the acad here in vegas blew my knee out and to this day they wont call me because i have a bias opinion sience i was a cadet,

or you can walk in and say "well if you have enough evidence to push it to trial hes guilty", you'll be outa there in 10 mins
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:08 PM
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if they ask you anything just keep saying Huh? like you're deaf.
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by nz12's
if they ask you anything just keep saying Huh? like you're deaf.
then they might revoke his license.
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by rice reaper
or go the easy way and become a cop, i was in the acad here in vegas blew my knee out and to this day they wont call me because i have a bias opinion sience i was a cadet,
**** for real? i take my tests for nlvpd in two weeks
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:40 PM
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I was just a jury a couple weeks ago. Most people who were not white, played the I don't speak english card & got dismissed.

I asked the attorneys afterwards why they picked me, and they say they look for plain, clean cut people. I asked her if she would have let me off if I had a lot of tattoos, and she said probably. So since you can't wear a tank top, you should wear a muscle shirt (there is no rule against them). If you don't have real tattoos then go get fake ones the day before.
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SoCal WS6
If you don't have real tattoos then go get fake ones the day before.
right on your forehead put a big swastika
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by hlaalu
right on your forehead put a big swastika
alrite charles manson lol.... it would definatly work tho haha


just pretend you have CMD and walk in there playing some pocket pool im sure they would let you off then
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I say just go and take an mp3 with a **** load of music, and videos, the day wet by like a breeze for me, but the stupid part was the had two room fulls of people that they didn't even use
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Originally Posted by Revelation Z28
i have it on monday, and need ideas.

i was thinking about the "no means of transportation" route, but hopefully they wont need me when i call in the night before.
just die
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Just say that your racist....instant out!
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LS1stunna
Just say that your racist....instant out!
does that really work?? i have this **** on Nov!!!!
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:36 PM
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just pretend you have CMD and walk in there playing some pocket pool im sure they would let you off then[/QUOTE]

Somebodies watching a little to much Sons of Anarchy.
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Old 10-17-2008, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 98BlkFormula
say your a racist
Last time I served, a guy I went to high school with did this. Looked like a tool, but it worked. Some old **** even cried, saying he was assaulted by a gang member.

On a side note, when I attended last year, I wore shorts the first day and they wanted to reschedule me. It looked like they were way overbooked (but what do I know), I went home and changed, came back, and by lunch they dismissed us. Lucky bet.

So my advice: accept the jury duty because they may not need you (you call in to find out), and if you have to show up, wear unacceptable attire to get rescheduled.
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:39 AM
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havent read the responses... but there's only one line you need to say..

"i hate *******, spics, ******, gooks, crackers, and arabs"

they'll show you the door immediately
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Old 10-19-2008, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 67RSCamaroVette
havent read the responses... but there's only one line you need to say..

"i hate *******, spics, ******, gooks, crackers, and arabs"

they'll show you the door immediately

You better not try that line out. If you **** the criminal judge off he may send you over to serve in a civil trial. The civil trails last much longer than the average criminal trial.
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Old 10-19-2008, 08:48 PM
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say that it will be hard for u to not go against the law because of past experiences, an old man did that while i was there, he said that he didnt like the cops/law in any way possible, and it would be hard for him not to be biased, and the judge just let him go. its honesty they want!
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:05 PM
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Not sure how you are notified in your area. But my local court sends out a 3x5 card stating to appear at a certain date and time. I just some how forget to go, if they were serious about, it they would send the notice through certified mail. Sure seems like they loose a lot of items through the mail now a days, what’s one more, be it mine or theres.
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Datzneat
Umm just toss the notice in the trash man. "Lost in mail" Have an aunt that works for the OC courts and that's always the advice she's given us. They won't bother you.

Exactly, ignore it, they can't prove you received the notice.
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:06 PM
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Change your address for two weeks and call it a day.
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:24 PM
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i just called in and i dont have to go

im off the hook for a year
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