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Old 10-17-2008, 12:39 AM
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Default need tips to get out of jury duty

i have it on monday, and need ideas.

i was thinking about the "no means of transportation" route, but hopefully they wont need me when i call in the night before.
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:48 AM
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easy. say you saw a fortune teller over the weekend. say she predicted you would get jury duty and the first case you have would be guilty. lol just make some **** up to make you sound like a looney. if u use a real excuse they won't buy it.
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^^ thats clever man wow
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^^ thats clever man wow
my buddy said he was visited by aliens who gave him an omniscient power and they dismissed him in seconds lol true story
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omg lmao wow, funny thing is there is actually people that think like that
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i was thinking about saying only god can judge people so everyones innocent
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:59 AM
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I tell them i dont speak english hahha
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ae13291
omg lmao wow, funny thing is there is actually people that think like that

lol lots of crazy *****'s in the world haha

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i was thinking about saying only god can judge people so everyones innocent
thats perfect!!! go in there holding a bible, maybe a christan rock band t shirt and huge cross around your neck LOL
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say your a racist
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:03 AM
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im gonna be wearing my ls1tech shirt BTW
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:38 AM
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im gonna be wearing my ls1tech shirt BTW
let them know you hang in the western section.... dismissed!!!
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Umm just toss the notice in the trash man. "Lost in mail" Have an aunt that works for the OC courts and that's always the advice she's given us. They won't bother you.
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walk in wearing a KKK hood.
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i alway use "im not a citizen" card...
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say your a racist
yup that works for sure..tell them who ever is guilty should deserve the worst punishment..and if he is black then tell them he is guilty and they dont need tot alk to the verdic(not sure if i spelled that right).....just say some racial **** and yo would get out of it right htere and then...trust..
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Originally Posted by transambandit
walk in wearing a KKK hood.
true..just wear one of these...

everyone is wearing one now-a-days..even obama
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go speed in the freeway, let a cop chase you for a while, resist arrest, get charged with a felony, never have to worry bout being called for jury duty
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Originally Posted by $O$OE
yup that works for sure..tell them who ever is guilty should deserve the worst punishment..and if he is black then tell them he is guilty and they dont need tot alk to the verdic(not sure if i spelled that right).....just say some racial **** and yo would get out of it right htere and then...trust..
concur...just be ready for action in the parking lot
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I just told them that my uncle was a cop and they said your free to leave.
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just say u never got the letter.
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