hmmm.....the midget?

 

hahaha wait---- a midget!!!????

 

I <3 this thread.

 

don't get so excited, anyone's **** looks big to a midget, except maybe another midget's

 

yeah never know a midget might pull down his pants and have an elephants trunk hidden up in there.

 

Me too!! i think i have probably started the most worthless (yet entertaining) thread of all threads. But I guess it cant be worthless if is entertaining tho. Pretty proud actually

 

SOOOOOO.. are you saying your **** looked big to the midget?

 

I believe that is what he is getting at. Did you know tall guys are not all well endowed, I asked this chick i am tlakin to now and another one and they both said no they are the more averaged sized they have seen. I feel bad for them tall guys.

 

You guys should have been comedians lol this **** is funny

 

Adam you crack me up!!! Yeah suks for those tall guys lol!

 

i guess i walked into that one

 

Yeah I have had people tell me that, but then again I have to have interaction I am a on the spot funny person can't write my stuff never comes out that great. I am no story tell I try to get out a joke I make and well it turns into a moment that is like wow that was funnier in my head until I said it, damn..

 

Midgets think I am a giant, they point and stare at me, I am like wtf you are pointing at me?? Then I kick them through a field goal and chug a beer all while in the nude rubbing oil all over myself and posing for glamor shots.

 

ok, now i know who you're talkin about. it wasn't the midget, it was the amputee, with the one tit bigger than the other, right?

 

Yeah man the one tit felt nice the other felt like a bag of sand that someone peed in to make the sand soft. really hard to get head from her too no hands to cup the ***** and mind the step children.

 

ya, i just flipped her over and put it in her butt. i didn't know whether to laugh at her or feel sorry for her cuz she couldn't roll herself back over

 

HAHAAHAHA lol i just fell outta me couch lol! yeah it feels so impersonal when they dont mind the stepchilden!

 

Lol weebles wobble but they don't fall down. thats how i started getting head from her, I would roll her back and she would hit the floor pop back up with mouth open to my ***** it was entertaining to say the least.

 

lol this reminds me about 2 months ago was down pch in manhattan beach a yellow lambo pulls up next to me and i give him a thumbs up and say how much is that car worth and he tells me "dont worry about it you cant affor"d it" so i shake my head light turns green and he floors it i let him go about 3 to 4 cars and get on it i pass him within 2 seconds and leave him behind pretty bad getting to the next light he says "holly **** how much power does ur vette make " and i reply dont worry about it *** u cant catch me !

 

Ahhhh feel sorry for her when you are done!